Late Night TV Crue/October 8th: Spies!! Oh NOES!!

SPIEZ!!! OH NOES!!!

October 8th Excursion!!

In a hilariously pathetic turn of events, our lil' buddy Chillpill turned turncoat, and informed Soap Opera Hospital about our planned raid today. Of course we learned of this well in advance, but decided to go in anyway because... well, fuck you Soap Opera Hospital.

So first Sheila and I stopped by the mall and dropped the traitorous ChillPill. Sleep well dingus! Just look at the list above of your pals we convinced you to kill before you went all Benny Arnold on us. Looks like you killed at least five or so of your old pals, and then you inartfully alienate your new club (you hadn't really made 'pal' yet). So you're probably out of both groups now? Nice work douchey! HA!

Anyway, so we head back into St. Alex and here's what happened:

• Sarah Silverman killed Major Dick. (7 minutes ago)
• An enormous baby killed BlizZombie. (5 minutes ago)
• Stephen Colbert DFA killed Bastion Hawkins. (5 minutes ago)
• Sheila Broflovski killed Harmin' Harman. (2 minutes ago)
• An enormous baby said "WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" (2 minutes ago)

• Isumi killed An enormous baby. (2 minutes ago)

::OH NOES!! Our favorite new member and cuddly infant got the death from Zoomy's zerg alt!

• So I then gave a shout out to Chillpill on the radio:

Chill Pill= sucky spy. LNTVC's fav targ now too! Kiss Kiss" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)

• Sheila Broflovski said "Kill me while you can, Valkyrie Scum!" (3 seconds ago)

• Stephen Colbert DFA said "Isumi, you zerger! I shall have my revenge!!" (3 seconds ago)

Heh.. So another fun and exciting day in the land of the mentally challenged. We continue to recruit! If you like what you see, drop by our forum!

Oh, and ChillSwill you are NOT a member of our group. Should you edit this wiki page, we will report your vandalism. Nice try to 'get' us, but I told you from the beginning we wouldn't care if you spied. Also - no one got killed before we were out of AP and finished killing, so what good did it do you? I think the short bus is honking for you outside, son...

Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 21:44, 8 October 2007 (BST)