McZeds/Staff Page
Employee Info.
A McZed's™ employee should always be cheerful and helpful while serving customers. Attention to detail is key! Did you smile? Did you greet the customer the moment they entered the restaurant? Did you tell them about the nutritional benefits of human flesh?
We here at McZed's™ applaud a good work ethic and a positive attitude. Our employees are expected to keep their uniforms sharp and their demeanor pleasant. Serve others as you would wish to be served!
Some key points to remember are as follows:
- Attend to your uniform as if it is the only outfit you will ever own. Treat it with care!
- Treat every customer with the utmost respect and attention.
- If a customer has a question about McZed's™ products, refer them to our handy pamphlet entitled "It's not so wrong!"
- Do not, under any circumstances, allow the undead to leave the preperation area.
- If a customer has a complaint, apologize for the inconvenience and refer them to a Manager immediately.
- Do not let any non-employees behind the counter for any reason.
- When handling the zombified human meat, remember to wear a hair-net.
Prospective Managers
So you've visited the McZed's™ page. You've eaten McZed's™ food. Now you want to open your very own location!
Here are the steps you should follow as a prospective member of the McZed's™ franchise:
- Select a Suburb. This should be fairly easy. Pick one you're familiar with.
- Select a Location. Preferrably a building with good traffic, but no large amount of squatters that will make renovations difficult. There are locations in Malton which have no managers (labelled so on the list of locations) if you could staff these locations before starting up new ones, then it would save you a large amount of time and effort.
- Hire your staff. Existing groups can staff any given location, but in some cases you may need to start handing out applications.
- Harvest some undead meat. 'Nuff said.
- Add your location to the guide above. If you're lost on how to do this, simply ask for help on the Talk page and a representitive can help out.
- Advertise, Advertise, Advertise! Tag your suburb with the location of your McZed's™ whenever you can. Make sure to edit the Wiki page for your location to proudly display your changes.*
- Profit.
UD Profile Information
If you are a member of the McZed's™ family, you are not required to put "McZeds" in your group affiliation for your UD Profile. If you DO want to do this, however, Please put McZeds with no apostrophe and no ™ symbol, so as to create a link to this page should McZeds™ appear on the stats page
All Managers!
Any and all managers must timestamp their stores, to establish which stores are currently running. Do this with ~~~~~, and update at least once every two weeks. Any out of date stores will be assigned new managers. McZeds.
