Oscar Raines
The Church of Oscar Raines | |
Abbreviation: | COR |
Group Numbers: | ~Infinite and growing |
Leadership: | Current leaders: Our Holy Lord Oscar Raines |
Goals: | Spread the word of our mighty Lord Oscar Raines to all Maltonians |
Recruitment Policy: | All are welcome to join. |
Contact: | For now we have no site, pray to our Lord and he will answer you. |
History
Oscar Raines is a savior come to Earth. His first form a large Orange Raccoon came to Malton to be with his tormented people. Eventually he took on a form similar to us, so as to test our faith in him. He is our true creator and when all of Malton knows and worships him he will free us from this place. Even zombies are his children and he loves them as much as the rest of us. But be warned, though he loves us he is angered by insolence. He will destroy all who oppose his Lordship with his Divine Tinsel.
The Mission
Our Holy Lord needs us to teach his children, all of them. Spread the word; to Revive Points (so the zombies may know his love), those blasphemous churches (so the worshipers of false deities may learn the folly of their ways), and to all places where his people congregate. If any refuse or resist, destroy them by any means necessary. End their blasphemous lies at the root and keep them from spreading! If you have any questions you may call me at 891-1677.
Work Never Done
This is a new project for Our Holy Lord, previously our numbers existed only by word of mouth. Now we are spreading the word as far as it will go. Put COR in your description or group to show your devotion. We will expand this page as we can. Never lose the faith!