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Revive.

We have all heard the dangers of this abusive drug. Indeed, it is hard to believe that even in our perfect, peaceful utopia, there are some who are still addicted to this life-destroying substance.

But how can we protect our children, our families, and ourselves from this terrible drug?

The answer my dear readers, is through education and eternal vigilance.

Warn your children about revive. Teach them to recognize its harmful effects before it is too late. Kill survivors before they have a chance to stick you.

Humans understand this. They know that painful, excruciating death is merely a transitional state from pointless existence to perfect understanding of unlife in Malton.

And rest assured, Malton, that the Resistance will continue to do its part in ridding the streets of Revive.

Together we can fight this epidemic.

Together we can ensure the continuing existence of our perfect society in Ridleybank.

-Speaker for the Undead