RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Text/Prop24

It's not an easy thing to talk about sometimes. But I feel it is my duty, as someone who believes in Malton and everything it stands for, to bring this up.

Tell me humans.

Have you considered supplemental life insurance?

Funeral expenses are higher now then ever, and while Ridleybank boasts the lowest crime and death rate in Malton, accidents can happen, even here in Utopia.

Who is going to feed your family should the unthinkable happen, and you are dragged away screaming in the night? Who will pay for your funeral, after we dump your lifeless body into our fertilizer processing plant?

This is why we encourage all new immigrants to Ridleybank to purchase supplemental protection should something -- Petroskjo forbid -- happen. If nothing else, you will be buying a little peace of mind.

Joining our community is significant investment, one that will task your time, financial resources, and very life.

Shouldn't that investment be safeguarded for future generations to enjoy?

-Speaker for the Undead