RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Text/Prop26

Many of you have written to ask me if the Resistance is so great, then why is there still death and suffering in Malton?

After all, how can we live in perfect bliss here in Ridleybank when so many humans outside of our little utopia suffer so greatly?

I must admit Malton, that as I walk around Ridleybank, I do feel guilty sometimes knowing that there are humans out there who have never experienced the soothing comfort of a shock collar.

Change is coming Malton.

But we can't do it alone. Even an organization as great and perfect as the RRF needs your help.

Write your leaders humans. Tell them how much you hate barricading, profile-changing, and DNA scanning every day. Tell them you want to change. Tell them you want to embrace the peaceful bliss of zombie eternity.

Humans and zombies, it is time for us to march forward together, toward a perfect, peaceful society.

It is time for us to kill every last human remaining in Malton.

Only then can we be free.

-Speaker for the Undead