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Group 1 Drives into Barricade-torn Roftwood
Group 2 Smashes through Pimbank
Harmanz and Ferals rejoice: "Liberty will soon be at hand. The Shadow is ending."
HARMANZ OCCUPIED ROFTWOOD, PIMBANK - With Ridleybank secure, the Ridleybank Resistance Front unleashed its fury on the occupied and barricade-torn suburbs of Roftwood and Pimbank.
After a formal declaration of war against the occupied terrorities, RRF Groups 1 and 2 began operations in Roftwood and Pimbank, vowing to drive out the brutal harmanz occupation forces and bring stability and peace back to Central Malton.
"Too long have these once peaceful suburbs suffered under the wraith of harmanity. Too long have their citizens toiled in heavily barricaded prisons and work camps. Too long have innocent, wandering ferals been headshot, simply for walking on the street," said RRF leader Petroskjo. "Today it ends. Today, we drive out the brutal occupation forces laying siege to Roftwood and Pimbank. Today, the shadow of harmanity will be driven back once more."
Group 2, led by Father Barbecue, moved across the Pimbank border early Friday morning, and quickly laid siege to harmanz occupation forces in Pretty Museum. Early reports indicate that the harmanz force was all but wiped out, with little casaulities to the liberators of Pimbank. Group 1, led by Father Phungus, moved across the Pimbank Border early Saturday morning, with lead elements entering the devasted and barricade-torn region of Roftwood late Saturday.
Harmanz, have you done your part for the war effort? We all must sacrifice for the greater good.
"Ridleys, it is with a heavy conscience that we go to war," said one RRF official."Our society has always been a peaceful one, concerned more about squaredancing than griefing. However, no longer can we tolerate Roftwood and Pimbank's crimes against harmanity and zombies. No longer can I sit back and watch ferals receive headshots walking to the market, or innocent survivors player-killed in Mayo Row Police Station. The time for liberation is at hand."
RRF officials call on all Ridleys of age to enlist in the war effort, and join the liberatiing armies of Group 1 and Group 2 in driving back the harmanz shadow. Additional recruiting stations have been setup across the suburb, as more and more Ridleys answer the call to arms and freedom.
"Shortterm sacrifices will have to made, Ridleys, to ensure victory in the coming campaigns," said one DoHS official. "Ration your supplies. Do you really need to eat that extra cerebellum? Think of our soldiers at the front and lets make sure they have enough to eat."
RRF officials also warned those remaining at the homefront to be vigilant, and to be mindful of harmanz spies who may have infilitrated the area.
"Remember, Ridleys, a careless "Graaagh" or "Barhah," if heard by the wrong sort, can endanger operations at the Front," warned one DoHS official. "Harmanz spies are watching. Together, we can win this fight against inharmanity. The suburbs of Roftwood, Pimbank and Ridleybank need all of you."
