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Malton has recently experienced a widespread outbreak of Bovine Mrhgiform Encephalopathy, commonly referred to as Mrh? Cow disease. The mysterious disease has spread rapidly in recent months, seeming to follow the hordes of Malton as they reclaim section after section of our fair city.
An afflicted zombie.
Little is known about Mrh? Cow, except that it is caused by an excessive build-up of malformed proteins called revivification serum in the brains of the afflicted. This leads the victims of this disease to wander to “revive points” and desperately groan “Mrh?” in a disturbing and horrific manner.
Despite demands from the zombie community about whether this condition is carried by harmanz and/or transmutable by eating the brainz of harmanz, zombie scientists still do not have the answers. “The public has a right to answers about BME, but unfortunately we can’t provide them,” explained Dr. Andrew Graaaghstein of Adalbert General Hospital. “We’re still researching this problem and are searching for any possible cures.”
Members of the community are shocked and outraged that something isn’t been done to help the poor Mrh? Cows. “I try to feed them brainz with feeding drags and feeding groans, but they just stand there and say ‘Mrh,’” said a distraught Zomby Woof. “Then the harmanz come in and attack them with those horrible needles!”
According to Dr. Graaaghstein, “It’s unknown just what impact eating brainz would have upon the BME victim, because they seem completely incapable of eating brains. It’s quite a horrible process, they seem to be able to do nothing except starve themselves and say Mrh?”
Malton’s religious community has taken the stance that this Mrh? Cow outbreak is a sign of divine retribution. “Papa Petro and the almighty BARHAH! have taken retribution against those who have not sought the rot,” prophesied an anonymous Radical Barhah Fundamentalist. “The way of the steel and of the needle have been punished by the mysterious forces of BARHAH! who have afflicted those who reject BARHAH! with this condition. Repent! Get the rot!”
Mistakes Were Made
Due to the infrequency of the release of the Malton Herald & Sun, we are now publishing the most recent editions of Mistakes Were Made. If you wish to catch up on back story lines, be sure to visit Big J’s Website.
Classifieds
Room for Rent
Undead Only, No Pets, Must get along with Zombie Chicken. $75 a month. Inquire @ Woodland Towers main office, Ridleybank, Malton.
Lost and Found
Found: Level 2 Civilians. Truell Museum, Roftwood. Please contact AU10 command station to arrange burial.
Mall for sale
Caiger Mall itself on clearance sale. The Mall must go!
Harman Backbone Found
One harman backbone found in Santlerville.
Vending Machines
Survivor Snack Zone is a great place to find numerous harman vending machines.
