Talk:Keith Moon

Dear Keith Moon;

We've had our differences in the past. Ive shot you in the head, you've eaten my flesh...twice... it went back and forth. Now, we have a problem on our hands that could soon become a threat to you and yours. A wacked-out religious cult, known as the PH, has taken up residence in the greater area of Wray Heights. They are sacrificing humans and undead alike to their bizarre god, Saint Polywhoosamawhat. Polydias. Polycarpos. Evry time they scream it at us, its different. We've launched attack on them, and had some success, but they outnumber us and we were met with casualties. A guerilla war has erupted. Here is our proposition:

Come into Wray Heights and eat the PH. Our only request is that you not kill any S.T.A.R.S. or our allies. I'd ask you not to eat any civilians, but that's not gonna happen. So our only condition is DONT EAT US. PLEASE. This would be a good idea for you because they are growing by the day and are becoming a serious threat to both humans and zombies. They could become a rival to power in Southern Malton. Soon they will began killing your members- or worse, converting them to their twisted dogma of weirdness. We extend our hand to you with the promise of POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAH! For you. We're happy to stay in East Grayside and never kill any MOTA ever ever never ever again ever. We're doing all we can to stop them, and eventually they will fall, but here's an opportunity to not only eat some flesh, but to wipe out an entire human survival group/weird religious cult.

Sincerely, Stephen Wolfe, leader of the Special Tactics And Rescue Squad