Talk:The Dead 2.0/uwarned

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[03:35:17 pm] <McSpanky> and that's lurching gait on the other one
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[03:37:32 pm] <Sammus> i love the new targets map
[03:37:56 pm] <McSpanky> no joke
[03:39:20 pm] <Sammus> its basically just a big suburb map now
[03:39:26 pm] <Sammus> i can tell exactly where i want to go
[03:39:42 pm] <Sammus> Actually, new idea for the globetrotters
[03:39:45 pm] <Necros> shit i hate hitting a guy and killing him. stealin other zombie niggas kills.
[03:39:52 pm] <Sammus> there are 2 NT buildings around the mall we're in
[03:40:06 pm] <Necros> i only hit him once and he dies... and i know someone whos been beating on him for the past 5 minutes is like
[03:40:12 pm] <Necros> "GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING COCK"
[03:40:16 pm] <Sammus> ahahaha i've done that
[03:40:20 pm] <Sammus> and had it done :-(
[03:40:31 pm] <Necros> yeah me too... guess it goes around and comes around
[03:40:49 pm] <Sammus> and i always hit different people till i find the lowest HP
[03:41:11 pm] <McSpanky> I'm a fireman with hand-to-hand and axe skills and free running
[03:41:16 pm] <McSpanky> am I ready for the big leagues?
[03:41:29 pm] <Sammus> yup
[03:41:33 pm] <McSpanky> sweet
[03:41:35 pm] <+Mephiston> bodybuilding
[03:41:38 pm] <+Mephiston> diagnosis
[03:41:49 pm] <fuckshoes> only if you use axe related puns when killing people
[03:41:53 pm] <McSpanky> heh
[03:41:58 pm] <fuckthedead> hello who is leader here
[03:42:02 pm] <Sammus> I have free running and diagnosis, but shit for any sort of attack skills
[03:42:02 pm] <fuckshoes> nobody fuck off
[03:42:14 pm] <Sammus> so i just stab people with a knife
[03:42:15 pm] <Necros> fuck the dead and also the shoes
[03:42:18 pm] <McSpanky> maybe I should chop zombies for another day or two until I have diagnosis
[03:42:21 pm] <Sammus> cause 20% is pretty ok in my book
[03:42:24 pm] <fuckshoes> i _really_ hate shoes
[03:42:29 pm] <rotinaj> i am the leader here
[03:42:34 pm] <fuckthedead> i wish to speak with leader of the dead
[03:42:40 pm] <rotinaj> if you wish to join us, you will have to be intitiated
[03:42:40 pm] <Sammus> You've got him
[03:42:42 pm] <Sammus> Rotinaj
[03:42:43 pm] <rotinaj> suck my god damned dick
[03:42:45 pm] <McSpanky> always thought that meant "shoes to wear while fucking"
[03:42:49 pm] <Sammus> is leader
[03:42:53 pm] <rotinaj> somone's giving me dome tonight
[03:42:56 pm] <+Mephiston> i'm spartacus
[03:42:59 pm] <fuckshoes> yeah you got it right spanky
[03:42:59 pm] <rotinaj> might as well be the new guy
[03:43:00 pm] <+Mephiston> what do you want
[03:43:03 pm] <Sammus> I'm 3rd in command, #2 isnt here
[03:43:06 pm] <McSpanky> YES
[03:43:06 pm] <fuckthedead> Yes, I am here for negotiation
[03:43:06 pm] <Sammus> so what do you want
[03:43:09 pm] <fuckshoes> fuckshoes = shoes hookers wear when out on business
[03:43:10 pm] <rotinaj> so, i take it you want to complain about us or some shit
[03:43:11 pm] <+Mephiston> i have a + next to my name
[03:43:14 pm] <McSpanky> I am the most cunning linguist
[03:43:15 pm] <rotinaj> you want to beg for mercy
[03:43:26 pm] <rotinaj> well understand this, bucko, we're coming for all the alive people in malton
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[03:43:29 pm] <rotinaj> we're going to eat them
[03:43:33 pm] <rotinaj> we're going to kill them
[03:43:36 pm] <rotinaj> and we might just fuck them
[03:43:40 pm] <fuckthedead> we are prepared to offer you certain suburbs in exchange for your cessastion of hostility
[03:43:42 pm] <+Mephiston> they must be desperate if they're coming in here to try and bargain with us
[03:43:44 pm] <rotinaj> so surrender all the brown cherries, it's buggering time
[03:43:50 pm] <+Mephiston> all we have to say is
[03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                               
[03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                               
[03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                               
[03:43:52 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                               
[03:43:53 pm] <+Mephiston>                                                               
( ^ this says "FUCK" in big letters, stupid formatting )
[03:43:54 pm] <rotinaj> i am prepared to fuck you with all six feet of my cock
[03:43:58 pm] <fuckshoes> tell us where the last two christmas trees are and also exit your strongholds and assume the zombie
consumption position [03:43:59 pm] <Sammus> lol
[03:44:02 pm] <Sammus> Certain suburbs?
[03:44:08 pm] <rotinaj> tell us where the christmas trees are
[03:44:11 pm] <Sammus> Yes, tell us where the trees are
[03:44:14 pm] <rotinaj> and we may just spare your asshole
[03:44:29 pm] <+Mephiston> EVERY SUBURB BELONGS TO US, YOU ARE JUST RENTING IT
[03:44:32 pm] <rotinaj> keep them from us and we will see if we can't gape out that wrinkled sphincter
[03:44:36 pm] <McSpanky> I have a counteroffer: =========D
[03:44:38 pm] <BulkBoulder> we'll give you ridleybank if you tell us where the trees are
[03:44:40 pm] <rotinaj> the world belongs to us
[03:44:46 pm] <fuckthedead> It is possible that we can find the trees but it will take some time, this is a good deal and I think
you should accept it [03:44:49 pm] <rotinaj> we'll give you penny heights if you suck on my testes
[03:44:54 pm] <Sammus> by certain suburbs what do you mean?
[03:44:57 pm] <rotinaj> you have nothing to negoatiate with
[03:44:59 pm] <rotinaj> we will murder you
[03:45:01 pm] <+Mephiston> fortunately we dont care what you think, fuckshoes
[03:45:02 pm] <rotinaj> you cannot stop us
[03:45:04 pm] <fuckshoes> how about you just tell us where the trees are anyway and let us eat you
[03:45:04 pm] <rotinaj> you cannot delay us
[03:45:05 pm] <+Mephiston> fuckthedead too
[03:45:10 pm] <fuckshoes> because both are going to happen anyway
[03:45:11 pm] <fuckthedead> name three suburbs and we will say they are yours
[03:45:16 pm] <rotinaj> fuckthedead, we will burn all of your suburbs
[03:45:19 pm] <rotinaj> we will rape your women
[03:45:20 pm] <+Mephiston> okay
[03:45:23 pm] <rotinaj> we will murder your children
[03:45:25 pm] <Sammus> We want everything from Dunnell hills to Dentonside
[03:45:25 pm] <+Mephiston> malton. monroeville
[03:45:27 pm] <+Mephiston> and the other one
[03:45:33 pm] <rotinaj> we will shit under your christmas tree
[03:45:34 pm] <+Mephiston> those are the three we own
[03:45:48 pm] <fuckthedead> I think you should except this deal because it will only be offered once
[03:45:57 pm] <rotinaj> i demand everything from where penny heights is, over to where dunnell hills is
[03:45:57 pm] <+Mephiston> good, now get out
[03:45:58 pm] <Sammus> This is negotiation
[03:45:59 pm] <rotinaj> give
[03:46:06 pm] <rotinaj> Dude, seriously, why should we care about your offer?
[03:46:10 pm] <fuckshoes> there are no negotiations, only unconditional surrender
[03:46:11 pm] <rotinaj> We will kill all survivors
[03:46:19 pm] <Sammus> We own all the suburbs
[03:46:20 pm] <rotinaj> We have no reason to negotiate with you
[03:46:25 pm] <Sammus> Nothing can stop us
[03:46:26 pm] <fuckthedead> because if you dont then our conflict will extend beyond the game and yes i am serious. that is all
[03:46:27 pm] <rotinaj> We are an unstoppable force
[03:46:32 pm] <rotinaj> bring it
[03:46:37 pm] <rotinaj> bring it the fuck on
[03:46:38 pm] <Sammus> Yes, bring it
[03:46:46 pm] <rotinaj> are you going to hack my gibson?
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[03:46:55 pm] <fuckthedead> U have been warned.
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[03:47:01 pm] <+Mephiston> U
[03:47:04 pm] <rotinaj> I have an erection.