The 7 Conquistadores
| The 7 Conquistadores | |
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| Abbreviation: | The 7 |
| Group Numbers: | 11 |
| Leadership: | Gravnar the editor and the great and honorable 1qaz who is also the assistant editor |
| Goals: | To defend the loyal citizens of Malton from the red tide. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Post on the talk page. |
| Contact: | Anywhere the commies are, we will follow (currently there is a commie infestation in Caiger Mall). |
Note: The group seems to have disbanded, but we will continue to fight communism in every way!
Note: Recently, our former leader has been exposed as a communist (see here). He now is attempting to sabatoge our efforts to spread the crusade against communism by editing this page. If this page does anything but demote communists and demand their immediate distruction, then it has been edited by VirgilthePagan (a.k.a. Conrad).
This is our new kill list: The 7 Conquistadores/Commie list
Things ended badly when we confronted the zombies at the fort with only 1qaz and Officer Conrad. Officer Conrad was the last to die (also known as second) because the buildings were overbarricaded and 1qaz was locked outside. We plan another attack with hopefully more success and more support. As of late, the security of Giddings Mall has taking priority, but we already have people scouting the fort for prospective raids to drive out The Many.
The fort is currently in human hands, with only Officer Conrad and others holding it because he did not inform 1qaz of his rash plans. Anyway, come help us hold the fort (update: thats a filthy lie. The zombies have the fort mostly. We support the push on May 7th to attack the fort.)
As of late, our plans have shifted to forging an alliance that can attempt to confront The Mall Tour '07. Mind you this is NOT a attempt at a plea for a rematch, this is merely another battle while the horde still exists.(sure it is... we believe you)
The latest plan floating around my head (Things actually go on up there? I thought that it was just empty space.) aside from executing several group members for pking (including you, although I have more than you and Gravnar) is to assault Caiger mall. Support for this is pretty strong and I am asking everyone in the area to attack the mall on Friday, May 4th Update: the attack was a success, so I have abdicated from leadership to god knows who and will shortly leave the group.
That bastard zombie killed you before I could... Curses!
Edit: I got him and Masamune22 in Caiger today: THE DAY IS MINE!
Well, thats that. The attack, despite setbacks and delays was a complete success and I am now preparing to hold the mall (yeah right, read my edit up above and weap, or do whatever you dead bodies do.) Incidentally I would like to announce my withdrawal from the group so I can join a more conventional force and start work again as a cop. Who is left in charge will be decided shortly. -Officer Conrad
THE DAY IS MINE!
I SHALL COMMAND THIS GROUP FOR I HAVE KILLED THE OLD COMMIE LEADER! I SHALL LIBERATE THE PEOPLE OF MALTON FROM THE COMUNIST PLAGUE WITH GRAVNAR AT MY SIDE!!!{insert evil laugh here}
---- And so it begins. An all out war has begun. All others are to disregard what is happening, and Masamune22, I am canceling my feud with you. Prepare to die traitors.
Traitors? The only communists are you and Joe Rogan the God, and maybe Masamune22. We shall wipe you clean from the earth. Victory shall be ours!
As a side note, I will apologize to 1qaz for my very unfair slaying of him. As compensation, I abandon the defense of the wiki page.
You would have failed in any attempts to edit the page further. I have back-up copies at school to prevent that.
Now, for the first action as leader of this group along with Gravnar, I shall turn it into a pker group.
WE EAT CHILDREN!
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