The Church Of The Beyonder/The Blessing Of The Perm

The Blessing Of The Perm is a euphanism for PK ing Amongst members of The Church Of The Beyonder

Origin of the Term

The term originated during the Battle Of Fort Fatty, when The Beyonder slew 10 Zeds. His Perm touched a Dead Body, which sprung back to life With Sheeny Goodness. The ressurected dead however moved to assail The Apostle Jackie Chan, at which point The Apostle Chuck Norris Delivered the killing blow to the ungratefull bastard.

Usage

The Blessing is only given out in times of great Jihads, or at least to amuse the members of the Church.

Different Degrees of the Blessing Are:

-Marked With Watermelon- Specific orders to "Kill on sight"

-Jheri Curl Drip- Pk Spies until the Group is found

-Gary Coleman's Killing Spree- Kill all mall security, police, and other symbols of order in the town (This has only been implemented once, against the now-defunct AFL