The Clandestine Sect of the Celestial Teapot

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The Clandestine Sect of the Celestial Teapot
The Clandestine Sect of the Celestial Teapot
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Abbreviation CSCT
Group Numbers Frequent
Leadership Unattested
Goals Set
Recruitment Policy Chancy
Contact Extremely Difficult

Surreptitious Teakettles

Seren and Altair bid you welcome and invite you to prove us wrong.


A message from Seren


It is a strange era when fish can save the world, and geese can end it. We are well past the proverbial handbasket. Pervasive death... it tastes like orange zest, and smells like bubblegum. Yet, steal the feather of Icarus and meander along as if a prolific permanganate. Here we are, and here we remain, at risk of imminent explosion.

And for those who seek a more obtuse itinerary: a million curses of dead, rotten fish!

You ask "What is life?" That is the same as asking "What is a carrot?" A carrot is a carrot and we know nothing more.


A message from Altair


What a deliciously chaotic life we lead where most exalt in slight variations of the same postulation and yet see this as a justification to clash pugnaciously. The very same postulation grants the masses freedom the tyranny of responsibility, spawning a world where the erudite citizens can only ensconce themselves with a nice cup of tea and reflect glumly on the state of things.

You ask “What is a carrot?” A carrot is not an ingredient in my tea and I care nothing more.