The Dakerstown Times: February 06

CAIGER: THE TRUE STORY

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As the dust settles around Caiger, The Dakerstown Times brings you the story behind the siege, and how the survivors fought off the zombie horde.

The siege began with an arguement between the CREEDY DEFENCE FORCE and the survivors at Caiger. Creedy believed that Caiger had sent no aid to them during the latest siege of the fort, and Caiger claimed they had. It was clearly going to end in tears.

The Force decided not to sink too low, however. They turned undead, secured an alliance with several undead hordes (which ones are unknown to us) and attacked Caiger. An expert believes:

They probabley did this through mass-suicide. You know, jumping out windows, mate-shoot-mate, undead-mate-eat-mate. 

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The horde arrived at Caiger after Christmas. Caiger sent out a call for assistance, and many answered. The DHPD, Dakerstown's own Elite Army and many more came to Caiger, ready to fight the undead beasts.

It has been a month of intense fighting, and most of the zombies have left trying to find an easier meal. But the Mall's residents are intent on seeing this through to the end.

EMBARRASMENT AT CHRISTMAS

During the christmas period there was little to celebrate at the Pitman Mansion when the besieging horde kicked in the doors in under a week. Which horde is unknown, but the defenders have earned several amused laughs by zombie and survivor groups everywhere.

The denfender, known as the Pitman Pitbulls, had recently taken over the mansion from Lord Pitman and his infamous group of survivor murderers. Our researchers are currently finding out what has happened since the assualt of the mansion, and where Lord Pitman is now.

ADS AND RECRUITMENT POSTERS

THE DAKERSTOWN ELITE ARMY Your home defence force! Join today and help defend your home from the undead scum that have infested our city!

We're looking for loyal, well-trained soldiers and scientists who will follow orders well. If you are interested, please check our wiki: Dakerstown Elite Army then leave your name on the list and sign-up on our private forum.

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NEXT MONTH

We get an interview from the leader of THE DAKERSTOWN ELITE ARMY, ERIC HUDSON! Plus, an update on the Pitman assualt AND 'How did the zombie outbreak begin?' We look into the possibilities...