The Hitchhikers Guide To Malton

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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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Abbreviation: HHGM
Group Numbers: 3
Leadership:
Goals: To Hitchhike Through Malton
Recruitment Policy: give us a ring
Contact: us here

About HHGM

The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton is made up of hitchhikers who got stuck in Malton during the quarantine and have no where else to go. Members of The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton are committed to hitchhiking (in small groups or separately) their way from suburb to suburb through Malton, lending a hand wherever possible, while collecting information on the recent zombie outbreak, the locals of Malton, and its suburbs.

but Why?

Hitchhiker's are usually friendly folk who don't like staying in one place for too long. They long for travel and adventure, and since the quarantine has abolished one of those, they double up on their adventure. Fun, Adventure and really wild things!

members

Leenahten
HomeDuck
Draven Grey

Guide Entries

This is what the Hitchhiker's guide to Malton has to say about:

001--HomeDuck: mostly harmless.

002--This is what the Hitchhiker's Guide has to say about Tollyton. I would say this is a good place for noobs to come and build XP, just on the simple grounds that most of the groups in tollyton aren’t large hordes of 200 zombies or gangs of mean humans. Just good'olde fashion fighting. Wake up one morning to find yourself dead? 66, 66. I still have yet to find a good place to get a stiff drink and a bite to eat.

003--Life, the Universe, and Everything: Though the answer is a mere 42 that number comes nowhere near the number this zombie hoard has in its ranks. Wherever there is a mall break-in, they are there. Whenever a building falls to the hands of a zombie, they are there. Whenever you die of infection right outside of a hospital, they were there. This hoard is not something to be taken likely. They have overtaken malls, NT buildings, and pretty much everything else a human could consider dire to their survival. If you hear them coming gather your ranks and prepare for the oncoming siege.

DontPanic.png The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

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It must be Thursday.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

{{Thursdays}}

DontTalk.png Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life
Brain Rot Is My Best Friend

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I don't go anywhere without
The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton

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"I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel"

{{Towel}}