The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
Abbreviation:	MKOB
Group Numbers:	undisclosed
Leadership:	Jaxster
Goals:	To claim lives in the name of our beloved idol, the Oingo Boingo
Recruitment Policy:	Send Email to x_morfiend_x@yahoo.com
Contact:	Jaxster

Mission Statement

There seem to be some people who rather mill about at police stations and malls and spraypaint things onto walls instead of going out to the front lines to fight of the zombie hordes. Our mission is to bring the fight to their doorsteps with shotguns and pistols in your face! Nobody is ever safe, and if you are found to be an offender of sloth or just plain chicken, you shall have your head blown off, and you will be offended in 101 ways!

Location, Location, Location

The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo are currently operational in the suburbs of Dunningwood and Pescodside. We practice guerrilla warfare tactics, and will venture into other areas. We participate in events.

Survivor/Hostile Group?

We are both. During times of relative peace from zombie invasions, we will PK. However, in the event of an attack to our area, we will blow the skulls off of some zombies. We do this because we are not hypocrites, and recognize that there are zombies in Malton who play the game correctly. We do not kill at random, we have specific;y target certain groups based upon their purposes.

Revives

If you are a member, you have a duty to revive a fallen Knight. We do revives as quickly as possible.

Recruitment Policy

We are currently a semi-open group. What this means is that we are taking applications, but are by no means accepting just anybody who wants to be in. We do this to avoid having spies amongst our ranks.

Bounty Hunters for Hire

We do-do contract killing. If you are interested, please send email to x_morfiend_x@yahoo.com.