The Super Awesomes

The Super Awesomes

The Super Awesomes
Abbreviation:	SUPAW
Group Numbers:	2
Leadership:	Flash Badness
Goals:	To make Malton a more super and awesome place
Recruitment Policy:	Yeah I guess we could use some dudes, maybe some ladies too, I love the ladies.
Contact:	FlashBadness@hotmail.com -Flash Badness

The super awesomes are a group of survivors that are, as the name would suggest, both Super and Awesome.

The group fell into hard times, times that were neither super nor awesome thus unbecoming of such a super and awesome group. Jimmy the duck, he got chewed to death. The magnificent bastard died before I even got to know his real name. So now I hang out with this chick named professor Bluekill. Now when I say chick I mean intelligent responsible woman that is also really awesome.... Super too!

You know, I used to complain about being a gang without a hangout, then I complained about being a gang without a gang. Most gangs try and kill you when you leave, I never felt cool with that specially since there were only ever three of us. And when your gang gets turned into zombies and gets to that point where they can't even shamble to a revive point but just stays dead and turns into part of the scenery. Wow, that's sad.

But I'm Flash Fucking Badness... I'm too good to die, and even if I were dead, I'd be a pretty gnarly ghost. So anyways, I'm putting the band back together, as a super awesome Blues Brother once said. It's time to change things, change them for both the super and the awesome.

And this super hot awesome chick, I mean woman... sorry folks I was in a gang, is the key to that. She's more super and awesome then the words super and awesome, crazy I know. Anyways, watch out Malton, the Canadian contingent is going to rule you.

You are now a better person for having read this.

Flash Badness

Flash Badness is the brains, beauty, brawn and sexyness behind, The Super Awesomes. Dismayed by the lack of both Super and Awesome in the city of Malton he decided to do something about it by starting a gang. Getting rid of some of the zombies also seemed like a good idea as the dead generally can't make interesting conversation, zombese aside, and generally suffer from the dreaded gum disease, "Gingevitis." Flash thinks that most of the city's survivors have some good points, like the barricade policy, the sacred ground stuff and not killing fellow survivors, as that's neither super nor awesome. All of these are pretty sound ideas and as such The Super Awesomes uphold them as pretty cool.

The Search for the Golden Pad! A traveller's guide to Malton

Word homies, I love saying homies, I'm not the type that normally says homies... If you knew me well you'd be like, damn that's ironic.

Anyways, the following is a slightly dated greeting that I hadn't the heart to remove, I got rid of a bunch of old "current news" that I've got saved for when it's worth posting but for now enjoy our old super awesome mission statement.

Greetings and salutations fellow survivors and literate dead people. For those of you who don't know me, or the ones with the bad memories that do, I'm Flash Badness, the most super and awesome individual you've ever or never met. With the help of my trusty fellow gang members I'm embarking on a most noble of quests. The first post-zombie apocalypse Traveller's guide to Malton.

Now, my motives aren't entirely altruistic, I need a new home for my gang, The Super Awesomes. We used to hang out in Galbraith Hills then in November we got bored and meandered over to Ridleybank where all we found were teeth, claws and eventually sore necks resulting from those damn syringes. Now, in a post zombie apocalyptic world a lot can happen in a month, especially a month like November that saw the historic fall of Caiger Mall, The ill-conceived raid on Ridleybank (Dismember Dismember the guy in suspenders) and the rise of Shacknews as the most feared group of zombies in town.

All of this has culminated in the need for me to find a new place to hang my hat, it's a cool hat and I'm sick of it getting trampled when I die. I want what every gang leader wants, a place to spraypaint graffiti, someone I don't like to shoot and a little piece of turf to call my own.

So starting today, I and the other participants in this glorious guild of gangdom are marching across Malton. As we make our way across Malton we'll be recording the historic findings of a leisurely stroll through hell. After we've traversed every inch of this formerly fine city we'll lay down some roots, raise some beers and bask in the glory of a new home.

This will be big folks, bait your breath, buckle down and read on! -The Flash, Flash Badness

Current Events

May 18th - blaaamaarnaagahaa" Braaa... m nnnnnnnhhhh, harrrrrmnghhhhlllll largmmmphflam

March 30th - Good to be back, alive that is" I got rid of all of the old crap cuz it was no longer current. I even have a different style of facial hair now... That takes me a while too!

I'm fighting, and losing in Santlerville, but what's a gang leader without a gang s'posed to do?

Well, I dunno what I'm s'posed to do but what I'm gonna do is head over to a nearby burb where the NT's and the grass are greener, by which I mean slightly less swarmed with hungry dead people, get me some syringes and help out in the ol' revive Q.

Anyways, check ya later stay awesome -Flash

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.