Those Dudes/News Archive
This is the Recent Events and News Archive page for Those Dudes.
May 2007
May 16th - - I witnessed the beginning of the Profile Police's Day of Learning in Tompson Mall this morning. I only saw one execution by Mighty Axewound, which was mildly entertaining. I was thirsting for zed blood, so off I went on my rounds. I sincerely hope that they post their exploits on their page today. If you're going to PK, at LEAST make it entertaining.--Squid Boy 13:59, 16 May 2007 (BST)
Decomposeur offered life to a zed from the "Todder" clan today. She simply couldn't live with herself. Poor GrizLee, doomed to the mundane unlife of the undead. --8 Bucks 19:37, 16 May 2007 (BST)
May 17th - - A personal milestone. Every Squid Action Figure is now over level 10 - six well-nurtured, motivated zombie hunters currently police different corners of Malton. I fear humans more than zombies now...--Squid Boy 13:52, 17 May 2007 (BST)
May 18th - - SuzieLee has wandered into Dunningwood, and in her excitement upon finding zeds to extract DNA from, ran out of AP in the middle of a zed hoard. She is currently dead out side of The Crampton Building. Oh, and she's infected. She has a FAK on her, so the infection could be cured easily, but she's still in need of revival. BTW: this is the second time she's found herself in this situation. You'd think she'd learn by now.... --Ruby Tuesday 03:58, 19 May 2007 (BST) UPDATE SuzieLee has stumbled over to the Mermagen Street revive point, but upon waiting for help, Zombie Hunter verymanydogs has killed her mulitiple times with headshots. Those Dudes plead verymanydogs to allow SuzieLee to live long enough to be revived.--Ruby Tuesday 06:10, 20 May 2007 (BST)
May 19th - - Those Dudes thank the operators of the Otto Street revive point for the EXTREMELY FAST service in helping the clueless SuzieLee. After finally getting up from the SECOND brutal attack waiting at Mermagen Street, SuzieLee stumbled over to Otto Street and within minutes, she was among the living again. For all your revival needs in Pescoside, choose Otto Street!--Ruby Tuesday 08:35, 20 May 2007 (BST)
May 22nd - - I'm proud to say that Private Squid has finally shaken the NecroTech shakes after taking a trip to zombie-land last week. They don't even have any cartoon characters there! After a healthy glass of Ovaltine, he hit the streets and sent Grizzlee and Dr. Zh to the dust for crimes against creation. Nothing like a two-zed morning to start the day off right. Back to the mall for more ammo, and the hunt for Todders continues.
May 22nd - - Barf Chunk has levelled up as a survivor for the last time. He's going to be leaving South Blythville soon to take his place as full-time hunter of Todders. --8 Bucks 01:23, 23 May 2007 (BST)
May 23rd - - Private Squid and Phyllis Diller finally exacted retribution on the nefarious LateForLunch last evening, dispatching him in beautiful concert. The lovely and talented Ms. Diller has been nominated for the Royal Order of the Razor Eyeball for her uncanny ability to spot the hiding spy.
May 27th - - Mornington is currently under zed assault. Due to the barricade plan in place, Mornington is NOT recommended for low level players without "Free Running". Those with "Free Running" that need a place to crash during assault are invited to stay at The Plummer Arms for the duration. Entry can be made via the Cooksly Bank 1 block North. --Ruby Tuesday 16:47, 27 May 2007 (BST)
May 28th - - I'm taking a road trip through Malton, and writing a travel log about it on my User Page. Stop by by there [my User Page] if you get a chance. You can leave a comment or suggestion on my Talk Page as well, if you're so inclined. Just click on my signature, and you'll go right to it. --Mrite 01:42, 29 May 2007 (BST)
May 31st - - Carpathius pays for Pk'ing one of Those Dudes.
Here's what I said before firing the final shot (which was a risk because I had 2 AP left, and if I missed that shot, I was a goner).
"Carpathius, you Pk'd one of Those Dudes in the McZeds. You suck. Now you die."
June 2007
June 5th - - Mornington's zed hoards have thinned out. There are still some zeds wandering around, and one or two trying to get into The Plummer Arms, but no deaths in the pub as of yet. Thanks to fellow Those Dudes member Mrite, LadyJane has been maintaining a safe house at The Plummer Arms for survivors with "Free Running". LadyJane has now killed 2 zeds all by herself and has bought "Construction" with the XP, so that she can maintain a safe and pleasant pub. Stop by, admire the decor, have a beer, and chill. LadyJane also makes regular runs to the two local hospitals to collect FAKs for her patrons. --Ruby Tuesday 22:55, 5 June 2007 (BST)
June 12th - - MURDER! Lady Jane and Ann Fetamin were murdered while in their sleep at the Plummer Arms. I awoke to find Lady Jane dead and Ann Fetamin missing (with the details of her gory end, left behind in the awful description of her murder).
I found one zed still in the bar area and quickly dispatched him, with what AP I had. In my excitement, I accidentally dumped Lady Jane's body outside, while in the process of disposing of the zed. She is currently outside the Plummer. I didn't have enough AP left to find Ann's remains, and I have to rebuild a couple of hours before I can do any revives. I have two syringes and will be more than happy to offer assistance when I charge up.
The KILLERS...
Wanted for the Murder of Lady Jane - Late for Lunch: This one WE KNOW! He's already on the BLACK-LIST.
Wanted for the Murder of Ann Fetamin - Clarence Boddiker: This one is NASTY! He did this PK style. I suspect (but can't prove, because it wasn't documented), that he came in as a human and tore down the barricades in order for "Late for Lunch" to make entry and still have enough AP to take out Jane and munch on me. At any rate, this Boddiker character made a statement as to the effect that... "[HE] controlled the drug traffic in town!" I suspect that Boddiker may be trying to make this look a drug related killing, and is using Dr Fetamin's little problem as a cover for his murderous ways. Either way... He's at the top of my shit list!
June 13th - - It happened again! LadyJane was killed and dumped outside, with no Dr. Fetamin in site or Mrite. If it was LfL, then LadyJane just might go into exhile and invite OfficerRuby (a no nonsense shoot first ask later muscle for hire) to take care of it. But LfL will NEVER scare Jane off for good. The Plummer is hers and will always be hers! --Ruby Tuesday 23:25, 13 June 2007 (BST)
June 19th - - Seems that the Toddlers have been doing some recon work from the DFB and here. They've especially targeted The Plummer Arms and LadyJane. Her status will not be listed on here until further notice. While she is not at The Plummer, she will eventually return to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Oh, and it seems that the whole of Malton is out of bubble gum. --Ruby Tuesday 04:21, 20 June 2007 (BST)
June 21st - - The Plummer is running limited services in LadyJane's absence. Her cousin, SuzieLee, dropped off a radio transmitter and is going to hang around for a few days before moving on to Vinetown's McZeds. I've also commandeered an available radio frequency for Those Dudes to use: 28.32 MHz. For help with coordinated attacks by Those Dudes against the Toddlers and others. The Plummer will be tuned to it from now on. --Ruby Tuesday 18:01, 21 June 2007 (BST)
Break in
Vinetown McZeds is currently closed for renovations. Please pardon the dust while we remodel and get our revives. It turns out some silly group of juvenile undead broke in and bled all over the place and now it's just a mess. A fair number of McZeds patrons and staff were "devivified" during the incident. --8 Bucks 20:49, 21 June 2007 (BST)
July 2007
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August 2007
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