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TODAY: A WINTER STORM WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. EXPECT HEAVY ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH UP TO 30-35 CM IN SOME AREAS. WHITEOUT CONDITIONS MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY IN THE SUBURBS. VISIBILITY WILL BE LESS THAN A BLOCK IN MOST AREAS DUE TO DRIFTING SNOW. ZOMBIES ARE ADVISED TO STAY OFF THE ROADS. SURVIVORS SHOULD SEEK THEIR NEAREST ZOMBIE HORDE FOR SHELTER. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL FALL TO -1° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -10° C. |
TOMORROW: A WINTER ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON. EXPECT LIGHT-MODEST ACCUMULATIONS OF SNOW THROUGHOUT THE DAY, WITH DOWNTOWN MALTON AND GREATER RIDLEYBANK EXPERIENCING THE HIGHEST SNOWFALL TOTALS. TOTAL ACCUMULATION EXPECTED TO BE LESS THAN 8 CM. ZOMBIES ARE ENCOURAGED TO STAY INDOORS WHERE IT IS WARM. HUMANS ARE ADVISED TO DIE IN THE STREETS. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL REACH 1° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -7° C. |
BARHAHMAS: MERRY BARHAHMAS MALTON. A WINTER AND PRESENT ADVISORY IS IN EFFECT FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. HUMANS WHO HAVE SURVIVED LAST NIGHT'S |
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Is your family prepared when inclement weather and roving RRF death squads strike your suburb? How do you know your loved ones are safe? With the Ridleybank Resistance Front's ZomboTracker, not only will you receive up-to-the-minute weather reports, but you will also get the latest horde locations as well as school and work closures in your suburb. We bring the information to you so you can decide how to spend those precious final minutes with your loved ones.
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Weather and zombie alerts will be issued on all RRF stations so even during an emergency, you can rest assured that you will be getting the information needed to keep your family safe during danger. |
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