Urban Guerillas/Imperialistic Warrior Machines
| Imperialistic Warrior Machines | |
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| Abbreviation: | IWM |
| Group Numbers: | All the mechanical citizens of the Imperialistic front |
| Leadership: | Doose Nukes & Gayus Shith |
| Goals: | We have few goals except Destroying all those Who oppose and not to Mention killing cowardly wounded opposers, protecting our valiant, but battle-scarred warriors. HEIL NUKES!! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Now open to All people who have a Stormtrooper action figure! |
| Contact: | If you would like to apply, enter Darkerstown and survive long enough before our men shoot you in the back, or E-Mail at DooseNukes@yahoo.com |
We Find Bad Stuff
After many reports from the inner ring section WD-40, a Robotic shock team was sent to check out this poor, hopeless, planet. After looking around, we almost fainted, if not for our smelling salts. There were Undead walking around, and if that wasn't disgusting enough, we saw disgusting rituals, which they called "Hannukah" (No fear, we killed the cowards instantly), old people, and people drinking beer. And terrorists, represented by a red plus sign on them, putting needles in the hopeless civilians (We shot them, too). In a unanimous vote between me and some dead guy whom I secretly bribed, we decided to destroy all opposers of the empire.
WARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
In a unanimous vote by me and the dead guy, a Strong Division would be sent in to destroy all innocent Imperial citizens, except those loyal To the Empire out of the city. If they Fail, The planet will be targeted for Orbital Bombardment, and WD-40 will be decimated by Planet Killers . . . A1 Steak Sauce.
It is time to Fight. The people will be terminated, In The Name, Of NAZISM!!!
IN THE NAME, OF THE SKINHEADS!!!
HEIL NUKES!!
Hey Stupid
If you are a new recruit Then get your gear (Coming soon, est. January 1998), stay close (We love being close...), keep your big Dumb head down, and fire at anything that's looking at you. Here you'll want to go over this guide.
Interscholastic Marines
Doose Nukes -- AZN Military: AZN Medal Of Connor
-- AZN Military: AZN Medal Of Valor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Connor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Distinguished Service Cross
-- Interscholastic Empire: North Western Bar
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Star
Silly Stick Dave -- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Connor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Meals on Wheels
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Distinguished Community Service
-- Interscholastic Empire: North Western Bar
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
Zombie MacSteve -- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Connor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Meals on Wheels
-- Galactic Empire: Imperial Distinguished Service Cross
-- Interscholastic Empire: North Western Bar
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
Wheat Patty Jones -- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Connor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Meals on Wheels
-- Galactic Empire: Imperial Distinguished Service Cross
-- Interscholastic Empire: North Western Bar
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
LCpl Bulldoza -- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Connor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Meals on Wheels
-- Galactic Empire: Imperial Distinguished Service Cross
-- Interscholastic Empire: North Western Bar
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
Mr Frissken' -- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Connor
-- Interscholastic Empire: Imperial Medal Of Meals on Wheels
-- Galactic Empire: Imperial Distinguished Service Cross
-- Interscholastic Empire: North Western Bar
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
HealPooh -- Galactic Empire: North Western Star
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
DrugOverdose224 -- Galactic Empire: North Western Star
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
Gayus Shith -- Galactic Empire: North Western Star
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
Mr. Shmuck -- Galactic Empire: North Western Star
-- Interscholastic Empire: On Star
Reel Ebadjoke -- Felix Coorporation: Unacceptable Scientology Meal Service
THE IMPERIALISTIC WARRIOR MACHINES ARE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER RELATED TO THE IMPERIAL WAR MACHINE, IN ANY WAY. ANY SIMILARITIES ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL. THEY STOLE OUR IDEA BY GOING INTO THE FUTURE, STEALING OUR IDEA, GOING BACK IN TIME, AND THEN POSTING THE IDEA.
