User:Albub/Alexander Bragg

Alexander Bragg is the most suave, charismatic, intelligent, and handsome survivor in Malton. Damn is he studly. Mind you, he is about as useful in combat as a broken egg, only less. Wow is he attractive though. I can't take my eyes off of him. Or hands. Or even finish the article. I mean really, he's that impressive. Holy moly. I would ask him on a date if I weren't busy writing this drivel. Really though... I mean I could go on forever. And ever.