User:Ashley Valentine/James Jefferson

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Character: James Jefferson

This man's quite crazy, he seems to believe the Flat Earth Theories and always talks about himself in a very... Strange third person way. Even stranger, perhaps, is the reason why he says he does it; for he believes that inside his hat is a tiny little alien that controls his every move. He argues that this is the reason he talks about himself in such a way, because the Alien makes him do it.

It's not his fault, it's all the Aliens doing. Don't you believe him? How can you not believe James Jefferson when he argues such a point? Not believing James Jefferson can bring on dire consequences.