User:Chomedy porks

Urban dead profile[1]

== Chomedy Porks, exfireman. ==

Chomedy was just a fireman until recently half way through July 2007, the zombie killing finally got to him. Don't believe it? Wearing: a pair of mirrored sunglasses, a fast-food staff paper hat, a pink tie, a white apron and a blood-flecked pair of black boots Enough said.

Chomedy likes to spend his free time finding more guns, and farting into transmitters.

'# Jane McCoy said "Chomedy, you have been found to be overly flatulant... prepare to die" (19 hours and 49 minutes ago)

1. Jane McCoy shot you with a shotgun for 10 damage. (19 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (19 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (19 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (19 hours and 48 minutes ago) ...and again. (19 hours and 47 minutes ago) ...and again. (19 hours and 47 minutes ago)
2. You were killed by Jane McCoy. (19 hours and 47 minutes ago)'

After Chomedy was revived for the 32nd time he attained a wild uncontrollable flatulence problem. He apologies for the smell.