User:Chrispminis

Introduction

If you are here by mistake, just click your browser's back button. If you didn't, then just place your signature on the list located at the very bottom of the page, or close to the very bottom, in that general direction. :D

Or you could just PRETEND you came here by mistake and just click your browser's back button. It's the guy that's USUALLY under "File"... See it? Good... Now click it...Right... NOW...Right... Now... On 3? GO AWAY!!! Grr...if you insist...

Disclaimer

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I AM NOT A TRENCHCOATER!

Ok... Real Disclaimer

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That title doesn't falsify the first disclaimer... I still am not a trenchcoater... Feel free to quote me... but if you do, give me credit... Also, at times I may seem to be sexist,racist,physicist, but rest assured, these are all clever ruses for me to vent some of my insecurity onto the world... But seriously, I don't mean any offense. In fact, I'm refraining from swearing, but it's pretty hard. If in fact I do offend anyone just tell me, or leave a little comment. Do not edit this pages contents please, unless you are just signing the lists near the bottom, or adding some comments. Ok?

Welcome...

About Me

Wait... don't go... give this section a chance. You actually don't have anything better to do than read up about some guy who's link you clicked on a wiki for an online browser based MMORPG. Yeah... when you're done reading this, you might want to rethink your life...

So anyways, I'm a Chinese Canadian, born in Toronto, currently residing in Toronto, although I've been moving around Canada a lot.

I'm the typical good at math, piano, computers, martial arts, assembly line worker bee asian, plus I'm dead sexy. I'm currently 16, and my birthday is May 17 (1990)... and feel free to send me some sort of gift when my next birthday comes around :D, since you did miss my others...

And that's about all you get to know about me. Whew, how enlightening eh? If you are inspired by my daring stories, and have begun to worship me, then just add your signature to the list near the bottom.

My Characters

As you can tell, I am VERY new to UD, and I'm learning pretty slowly... jk. I think. Currently, I have only 2 characters... in fact both of them are firemen... My excuse? Chrispminis died my first day because I overestimated the chances of finding a suitable hiding spot, so after whacking away at a couple of zombies I found myself stranded. So I made a new account, Cosades (named after Caius Cosades, google him?). So I'm just monitoring both of them. I plan to ditch one for the other eventually, depending on their luck.

Chrispminis- Lvl 1 Cosades - Lvl 1

Rants

Ok, so here is where I just say stuff, about other stuff, hopefully in a tone that conveys a certain degree of outrage or sarcasm or cynicism etc. *deep breath*

Have you seen the new Snickers (tm, blabla) advertising campaign? It's incredible! It's like they stole my idea. I mean I've always said that if I could ever go back in time, I'd go to the Medieval Ages with a sackful of Snickers (tm, blabla) bars and feed angry mobs, armies, etc. But seriously? It definitely is about who gets the magical sword.

Cheers

This is the opposite of rants? For the most part I hope... Basically here's where I salute some great people/women (har har), or anything else...

I must commend the speed in which Zidane headbutt games were released. Approximately 5 hours (not at all accurate) after the infamous Zizou headbutt, anyone browsing the internet, more specifically any website which offers those play and forget internet games, would notice a flurry of new games... all themed headbutt... The rate at which these games are being produced rivals that of the rate of birth in India. And so... Cheers to all the "hard working", dedicated, people who make all these ridiculous games, possible, on such short notice...

Templates

Ok, ok. I don't have any templates yet... but be patient... I shall soon harness their power!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha no cough...

Comments

Here's where you leave any comments, suggestions, opinions. I am open to secret admirers, fan clubs, and people with enough alcohol for everyone. Please remember, if you can't say anything nice, say it in a way that sounds nice, or is incredibly funny and satirical so I can't even be offended. Also don't forget to sign and timestamp your comments, so I can hunt you down.