User:Commodore Brains

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Commodore Brains is the greatest, most handsome, and most snappily dressed zombie in all of Malton, and it was he who was one of the very first to be infected by 'Swiper Syndrome', being one of the very people researching the phenomenon at the time.

Thankfully, Commodore Brains is a being so kickass that his aura of ultimate cool prevented the full force of Swiper's retardedness to be unleashed upon Malton, thereby saving all from the horrible fate of becoming just like Swiper. This sacrifice came at a price however, and Commodore Brains had to share out his awesomeness amongst every other being within Malton to save them, thereby weakening him substantially, and therby falling prey to a tiny fragment of the infectious idiocy of Swiper, who had since blundered out of the labs and into the city itself.

After lying comotose in the lab for several months, Commodore Brains finally managed to piece together enough of his greatness to enable himself to think coherently and stumble out of the building. Recalling what had taken place and seeing the hundreds of new 'Swiper Syndrome' victims that had occurred during Swiper's run of the city, Commodore Brains quickly rounded up all those who he deemed brilliant enough to combat this threat, and the hunt as we know it began...

Grand Admiral Nelsons' Response:

  ........Wow......seriously......wow.  Can you get any more full of yourself?
 Ok, Bob the bal was pretty funny, and I spelt response wrong because I type to fast for my own good.  As far as the Nazi pirate thing goes, I just don't agree with using swastikas at all, considering what they stand for.  Although the reversed swastika is a Norse good luck charm. I still think you're too grandstandyish.  (yes that's a word) Oedipus and Creon had the same kind of grandstandyishness, and look what happened to them.

Commodore Brains Response:

  Yes! They had plays written about them! Ain't that something? Besides, its my own little blog, I'm allowed to have fun here!