User:Dalt wisney

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The Garniss Special.

Dalt Wisney is one of 3 officers in the Garniss Border Patrol.

The biggest impact he has had in the struggle between the living and the undead is as being the inventor of the famed/notorious brew refered to as the Garniss Special.

It was early on pointed out that a nice steady supply of booze (in just about all forms known to man) would be vital in order to ensure that moral stayed high on the survivor side.

However, lacking just about anything needed to produce booze in the old fashioned way, moral started to dip lower as the booze content sank.

In the Garniss Buildings top floor (9th, which, due to several unfortunate, but not totally unexpected explosions during the experimentation would lover the number of floors on the Garniss Building to 6) magnificent ingenuety was employed to ensure that enough booze would be aviable to all.

Fellow GBP'ers wringed their minds to come up with new and improved ideas (since everyone agreed that no alcohol was a lot more scary than being merely undead).

All hope of ever being drunk as skunks again seemed lost untill the day barricading/escavations on the basement floor revealed the ancient recipe of a mysterious beverage known only as the Garnissfield Special, after the monk Hans Garnissfield, who invented it. With wild abandonment the fearless resaerchers trew themselves at this vital work.

The final result, the Garniss Special (green), is a lasting testament to the spirit and ingenuity of man.

The main researchers included (but are not limited to) ; Dalt Wisney, Sofiah, Keyboard Commando, LiAnNaSu, Doctor Theresa Killdare and Proffessor Willie. Even long standing fighting and conflicts of interest was forgotten as even the zombies (mostly from Feral Undead) added ideas and, in notorius FU'er illwinds case, even ingrediences to avoid existing in a teetotaller world.