User:DanceDanceRevolution/Cornlolio

Pronounced: Corn-lowl-ee-oo.

Cornlolio, the crazy but loveable scamp with a funny moustache and expertise in 3 (count'em: 3) martial arts styles. Despite having plenty of attention from his enemies as a crazy schizophrenic who has a disturbing obsession with fingering little white boys (but not little black ones- be sure not to get them mixed up as it gets him very angry), he has no actual following except the army of intolerant retards who are actually just figments of his imagination.

See Also: Fenis.

Pictures of the Notorious Cornlolio.

Cornlolio explains his intentions to his loyal imaginary followers. He names it "BlitzFingern".
Preparing for entry, he braces for impact.
Lolio prepares to address his subjects relaying the event.
He excitedly recounts the event.
Ecstatic about the tactical victory, his fans beg him to spread the germs of the victims across the nation. Cornlolio eagerly obliges.
Jealous, his rival invents his own entry technique. The "one for the pink, one for the stink" technique was at least half-right.
Cornlolio consolidates the legend by posing infront of "Ze Fingern" building.
Seeking a challenge, Cornlolio plans on using the fist next time.