User:Dingo

DingoX is a cop just trying to get out of this crazy city.

Conspiracy Theories:

1. Malton hasn't been quarantined, it's been locked down like any other prison. This whole place has been converted into one big prison/testing ground. Think about it. Have you ever heard of a city with 20 shopping malls, 5 cathedrals, and not one airport or car dealership? Oh, Malton used to have them...where do you think all this 'wasteland' came from? The military bombed every possible vehicle source when they barricaded this whole city into the world's biggest prison.

2. The zombies aren't the real problem here. They're a distraction from the fact that we're all stuck in Malton Penitentiary. Even if you conquered the whole damn city or killed every walking corpse in here, you're still trapped. We need to open our eyes and cooperate if we ever want to escape from Malton.

3. Necrotech paid the bill for this holding area in exchange for the chance to test their damned 'undead' research projects. The military would just as soon let us starve, but Necrotech insists on shipping guns and supplies in here for their long-term research. Did you ever wonder why this city is full to the brim with pistols and shotguns, but you can't find one rifle or explosive? They'll give you just what you need to kill the other inmates, nothing that might let you get out.

Conclusions/Agendas:

1. Ignore the zombies. They're just here to distract you.

2. Move to the borders. We need to escape, and that's the place to do it.

3. Adopt the appropriate language. We're not 'survivors', we're inmates.

4. Experiment. I don't know how to get out of here...yet. We have electricity, guns, and fuel. Get creative.

5. Try and figure out how Necrotech is sneaking all the supplies in here. If we know how they get in, we can get out.

6. Encourage proper mindsets with appropriate Escape from New York/Snake Pliskin references. Recruit for Escape from Malton.