User:Firingsquad/Katthew

       Ah...... the enigma that is Katthew. 

Is she hated? Is she loved? These questions ( in an attempt to stay neutral) can NEVER be truly answered. However this article will serve and try its best to give you one player amongst the untold thousands that play the blessed game of...UD

   I had my first brush-in with Katthew on 

the "Un-Official" UD forums. She had an avatar and the likes so I thought she was well read in the whole Forum no how. Upon further inspection she was a mod. I had heard stories of this woman from several close friends that warned me of her biased opinion and her insatiable need to put more and more of the infamous and now common "Permakill". I didn't think someone could actually sink so low. After appropriately sticking up my middle finger to her she slapped my account off of the Unofficial UD forums after only.....2 posts (technically only 1 because I didn't really post for about 4 months after the 1st post). To my dismay I looked at who finally got me and it was none other than... KATTHEW. Her abuse of powers that the ordinary forum jumper has (in my best belief) created a cadre of elite Neo-Nazi like (with their fantical devotion only mind you) Katthew lovers (and believe me even the "heretics" are being rooted out amongst them).

Apparently my message (singular because there was only 1 before was banned)

was actually widely accepted even (if I dare say so myself) the MAJORITY of those who even had an opinion of Katthew. Apparantly the reason for their account "dis-activation" was clear.... there were so many of them. This message is that of the player called

"FiringSquad" LET IT NOT FALL ON DEAF EARS BROTHERS. 

Katthew has used (and still is using) her control over the bounty hunters guild to instill fear in the denizens of Malton. Perhaps the most fearsome of her weapons is the "list" After gaing control of the bounty hunters guild, Katthew used her control to remake the "list". Katthew toook off those that she favored and put on people that she hated EVEN WITHOUT THE NEEDED EVIDENCE FOR PK'S. The message is simple SO NOT be fooled by her position in the bounty hunters guild SHE IS AN ICE QUEEN FROM WHICH THERE IS NO RETURN. If there are ANY redeeming factors in Katthew it is the HONEST OPINION that they died with her heart and about 60% of her brain sooo long ago.

      Lovingly,
          The Citizens of Malton and FiringSquad

P.S i am PROUD of the fact that i touched Katthew so deeply in only 1 post that she took it out of her kind heart to show me what happens to non-believers. Also it touches me that she took the time to do it. Was a nice little touch with the IP ban and all

Now, in all fairness i ask that the readers of this page please pay proper repsect to the User: Katthew and herside: Over to you.

    Ah yes. Once upon a time there was a game. It was a young game. Funny thing new things. Always attracking hate and lies. The space they create brings the trolls all over the internet. But it also brings the young, the innocent. So which is Katthew? that could only be explained with a story. The story of the Proboards. The modderation. The Council of Leaders. This is that story.

In the days of olde, there was a modderator named Ludwig. he had takn up the task of cleaning up the forums after the creator just left it to shit. It is often funny how people react to power. Ludwig, according to the Katthew, was no exception. She went up against the mod. She was banned. Soon the master of the forums realized the bans and the lies Ludwig had stated, and ended it once and for all. Unfortunitly, Ludwig's replacements were just as bad. Somehow the boards vanished, and that was that. Soon her fight came to the attention of Kevan himself, and Katthew was made a mod. Many didn't like her Modding, and soon, she quit. She left UD for a while, because the air smelled bad, and frankly, people wine too much. That was until one day, a orum that she didn't think was all bad popped up, then she came back, even willing to admit the deep dark secret she hid for months. She was a... she. Soon the old boards came back, and all went to shit again for Katthew. But her happy days would not end there. There was still a man. His name was Ludwig. The former Council of Leaders had apparently disappeared, and zombies were still a slight threat. Ciager mall was soon to happen, and the people needed help. Katthew formed a new Council of Leaders, and so rose to protect the many surrvivors. Soon PKers went down in level, and zombies became nothing but a joke, although some of these events may have been the results of Mall Tour '06's failer to destroy Ciager Mall. Katthew is still here, and her fight rages on. So is she a beautiful gal who'll save us all from the zombi investation that plagues Malton? Or is she a bitch who'll kick you in the balls and leave you to the zombies? Who knows. Whoever she is, her name is Katthew. She is Urban Dead.