User:Flex Vanderhammer

Personal and Family History

Before the outbreak “The Flying Vanderhammers” were one of the top acrobat families in the world. They had done and seen it all including a purple duck.

The two dads in the family were Adam and Steve Vanderhammer, They were the first same sex couple to father kids in the state of New Mexico (but then they moved to Malton). Bas Vanderhammer was their first kid but then they had a bunch more so he wasn’t an only child. For most couples this would take many years but Adam and Steve loved each other so it only took like two. Sometimes Adam and Steve would fight and it made their kids sad so one day they went to the circus. This inspired the family to get into circusing as soon as possible. Once they got all trained up they joined the circus and soon became the stars because they were high flying acrobats. This is where one of the other kids became interesting because he was Flex Vanderhammer. Flex was good at the circus but he was even better at shooting zombies. His parents always told him “Flex don’t give up on your circus career! Zombies don’t exist anyways!” “No!” screamed Flex “They do exist! They just haven’t invaded yet!” but it didn’t matter because his parents had the final say as long as he lived in their house. For many years Flex improved his circusing and his shooting. At the age of 21 Flex Vanderhammer moved out of his parents house and then the prophecy came true.

The Outbreak

Flex Vanderhammer moved out of his parent’s house and their rules no longer applied. Because of this zombies now existed and began destroying everything in sight. Flex killed his family in an act of mercy and started his quest to send the undead back to where they belong…HELL. Upon leaving his Pitneybank apartment Flex spotted a large group of zombies feasting on the lifeless corpse of a crusty old elderly woman and that’s when he realized that the world isn’t just black and white. Who was he to decide if some old lady lives or dies? If he started doing that he would be no better than the zombies. After watching the zombies finish up Flex decided that he would head to the mall and see whats up over there. The doors to the mall were locked so Flex frantically tried every door in sight but then the zombies saw him and ate his brains.

HELL

Flex wasn’t mormon so he went to hell and when he got there Satan had a sly grin on his face. “Welcome to hell” said Satan “You shall be my dark apprentice, You will be the Ghost Rider”. Flex laughed at Satan and replied “Like HELL I will…I will never join your evil cause! The world isn’t just black and white there are asians and mexicans too!”. Surprised by Flex’s strong will Satan offered Flex a deal “If you become Ghost Rider you will get to keep your name and you won’t have a flaming skull for a head”. So Flex agreed and now he is Ghost Rider but he is still called Flex Vanderhammer and looks the same.

HELL…On Earth

Someone stuck a needle in what was left of Flex Vanderhammer’s corpse so he wasn’t dead anymore but he had already made a deal with Satan so he was Ghost Rider too but he never really told anyone about it. The doors to the mall were unlocked now so Flex went inside and looted some guns and a nice jacket. From the window in the jacket store Flex saw the chaos that reigned supreme in the streets below and this time he got sad. Unable to shake this sadness Flex turned to drugs to set things straight.

Puff The Magic Dragon

Flex found some pot….reefer in the mall so he smoked it and it triggered a mental imbalance that his family tends to have. His morals began to slowly slip away along with his sanity. Stumbling out of the mall Flex began to hear voices in his head so he yelled out “STOP TALKING” and then passed out in the neighboring Junkyard.

Amnesia

When Flex awoke he didn’t know who he was but he still had his drivers license so he knew his name and what he looked like. There were several people in the junkyard who seemed to be some sort of bandit group who most likely lived in the junkyard. He wrote the group acronym “JyB” on his new jacket and began his life as a professional junkyard bandit. Flex had found his true calling and was finally happy. Each day he would wake up and do bandit things but he also helped fix up the local theatre. The theatre was a huge success. One day while the theatre was screening a movie involving clowns Flex’s memory was jogged and he remembered his troubled past.

Awakening

Thrown face to face with his demons Flex Vanderhammer decided that getting rid of his short term memory would be the best thing for himself and everyone living in Malton. Using highly specialized instruments Flex operated on himself for over 8 hours. Once the procedure was completed Flex immediately forgot what had just happened and performed the surgery again. An unknown amount of time later The Junkyard Bandits realized that Flex was caught in some type of vortex and mercifully knocked him out with some rocks they found in the street.

Re-awakening and the foreseeable future

Several hours later Flex Vanderhammer awoke ready to avenge all that had happened to him since the zombie outbreak. He went out and killed everyone he had met along the way (except for The Junkyard Bandits who are really friendly) and then went to sleep. The next morning he awoke with no memory of the previous day. Now everyday when Flex Vanderhammer awakes he goes out and kills the same people. Everyday is the same as the last, Time has no meaning.

The Dead

Also, He is a zombie now and joined The Dead