User:George Kirkman

From The Urban Dead Wiki
Jump to navigationJump to search

Personal History

George barely remembers his days in the Worcester Library, loaning books to plagarizing schoolkids and getting yelled at by homeless drunks trying to sleep it off in the middle of the World History shelves. What he does remember is when the living dead began overrunning Malton, and how the bookshelves couldn't keep them out forever. Eventually he was bitten, and one bite was all it took. He rose as a zombies shortly later, and for the first time since moving out of his parent's basement (four weeks earlier at age 32), he knew freedom. Sure, he had an unholy hunger for the living, but there were no more bills, responsibilities, and he could eat all the bullies he could. Who knew death could feel so right...

Currently...

George Kirkman makes his roaming grounds in Roachtown, where he's lived most his life (and death, now). He longs for the day when he and his zombie friends are in command of the suburb - lording over the living, ruling like kings while the meatbags are corraled like the cattle they taste like. He has been trying to assemble an organized effort to see his plans through, but this is incredibly difficult with a decomposing tongue and throat.

Council of Roachtown

The "Council" is George's attempt at gathering as many lone zombies as he can find in Roachtown to keep the meatbags down. In his words, "hnaan,z-zza--aaa-hnnzz-aaa-az-aaz!-bzmn.aamgz-nnn-za-az--hzzaazmzbzhn.aannaan,zbn--ann-az-z!baaazg-bz?-aaan?n.-aaannaanz-bzzn-zaaaz-n!aa-zz-znnzzbn.z?aa-az-n?n.-azan.z!aa-az-aazhn.n.z,aa-azan.aaza-bznnnzzz?aazan.z!n.aazbzzaa-azan.zbz!aaz,zmnnn-n.ab". Isn't he a samaritan?