User:Giles Sednik/Robot

A robot is like jumangi.
Hairy and confusing with a massive cawk.

Who is Donald Williams?
He is Robin Williams wearing a smock.

What is jumangi?
It is a monkey parading as cinema.


Robin would cut you if you came into his wheel-house so don't go there.

Robin was the best hope of our generation -
he was the slytherin-tounged goat-shepard of
insatiable genius
pull the switch ripcord abandon improvised laughsicle
suck it.

Robin you were the man
We laughed
even though your cheeks were plum
and your lips were too-shaven

We knew that underneath there were thick black hair folicles
pushing up like titans.
Don't kill the gods robin.
You're not a kid anymore
we know how harry you are under that shirt.

Man harry that's how
like harry and the hendersons
were you in that?

No one can remember.

Your movies have blurred into the abysmal futility that atomizes the bleak and unweathered virgin stars
into isolated einstenien oblivian.

Albert Hawkings couldn't save us from your chest hair Robin
because you are a goat.

Let's be honest.

I know
the gentle rush of your Fisher King against the nape of my jumanji

I know
that you doubtfired into my crotch like a gallon of peri peri sauce,
but in the end there aren't any
chicken wings
or glittering hostesses to save us
from the wrath of your mornings
your good good mornings
shouting into the microphone

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING
sleep
omg


sleep



There are no more robots here
No cyberdyne symantics to argue
No temporal parodox of your son's friend coming back in time to sex you so good


There are no robots here in the future Robin


We've been to the future
And you're out of work


I shouldn't say that I love you Donald








Robin,
you are made of sharp turns.