User:Gregarious Instigator/The Problem With Pubbies

As The Dead Sieged Tompson Mall, Morton X decided to rush in to the corner we were attacking and waste 3 hours worth of AP talking rather than defending his homestead, or running away.

• Morton X said "Hey you, zombie piece of crap, thing you can kill me? I have over 20 FAKs in my bagm you'll never take me down" (3 minutes ago)
• Morton X said "Wow, only 2 claw damage, not only are you zombie scumbags, but you are WEAK zombie scumbags, hahahaha" (2 minutes ago)
• Morton X said "Now then, sure you might feel hungry for brains, but there is a much easier way to work out things. Really? How abuot we just all get along hummmmm?" (43 seconds ago)
• Morton X said "Lockettside is a very peacful suburb, really. The only thing we want here, is for everyone to get along, uhumans and zombies alike. See, we don't want any of this, we don't deserve any of this. What you are doing is senseless and stupid?" (13 seconds ago)
• Morton X said "I love zombies, I would want to be all your friends! But most of you here are a little bit too hostile for my taste... it is a sad day indeed when weak zombies like yourselves try and do something that no one cares about" (0 seconds ago)

As we gnawed upon his flesh, he spewed forth that diatribe, before retreating to one of the other mall sections. I ask, what's the point?

Urban Dead is where the outcasts from places like the Dungeon and Dragon forums go to die.--ScoobyDooDoobie 07:21, 7 March 2008 (UTC)