User:Guy in a Bunny Suit
Guy in a Bunny Suit
Real Name: Frank
Age: 36
Wearing: a monocle, a black top hat, a pink bow-tie, a white long-sleeved shirt, a dark purple waistcoat, a black tailcoat, a pair of tweed trousers and a pair of tartan slippers
Description: Shortly after being discharged from the Army after a disheartening psychological evaluation, Frank took up a job with the Malton City Zoo. Years of military training had trained him to put up with extreme conditions but Frank may have met his match when he put on the last suit he'd ever wear. The City Zookeeper explained his simple job of entertaining the children near the food court and take shifts monitoring the petting zoo. On Frank's first day things went well till he chose the wrong kid to hug. Scarlet stained arms crawled the man stuffed bunny to the nearby nursery where he bled to death. The zookeepers, fearing the risen rabbit, kept the nursary locked and watched in horror as the hare aborted each fetus, and devoured every new born creature in the building till necrotech services arrived. To the complete surprise of Chris, the NT technician, no ammount of syringes would alter the dementia. The fuzzy bunny suit, fused to the decomposing skin that will never be removed, is a ghastly sight. Having taken on the mien of an angry over-sized rabbit he lets his shotguns do the talking. If you find yourself in a dark alley and approaching footfalls accompany the humming of "little bunny fufu", you may not want to stick around for the bop on the head.
