User:Iamnotaporpoise/Iamnotaporpoise

Iamnotaporpoise

Welcome welcome welcome. As you may or may not be aware, iamnotaporpoise, and whilst iamnotaporpoise i am a bad mother fukka from the nasty side of town with a generally good demeanor and a sense of humour, sometimes lacking here on UD.

I am the Divisional High Commander of Iamnot which basically means I am cool, but no cooler than any other Iamnot member who, every one of them, are at least as cool as me and quite a lot of them much cooler, some of those guys don't even wear clothes and are so cold, in fact, that they could be considered well and truly dead if judging by a regular thermometre wich I have almost certainly spelled incorrectly.

Iamnot is recruiting, btw, so get your bad mofo ass over to Wray Heights, I know you've got nothing better to do, and hey... we'll make you famous!

-Porp