User:Jack N Irons

Jack (UD)

Jacks real name was Robert Ulysses Stevens, a nice young man form Tupelo Mississippi who was a talented drummer. As part of an indie rock band named "Voracious Eggplant!", Jack had the skills, the brains, and the notions. Unfortunately, he also suffered from an idiotic manager, a psychotically bad pilot, and a haphazard bunch of band mates. However, he found this virus in his system. Every time he dies, he gets back up. He gets stabbed, he gets back up, too. He's begun asking around about this virus, and did a little hunting for info. Now, he thisn he might get the band back together...

Voracious Eggplant

Voracious eggplant is the hippest band out there. Well it was, anyhow. Now that all known members are missing and dead, Jack is willing to handle this HIS way, with a new band. Unfortunately due a very unique post-mortem ownership clause, jack is still required by law to use his stage name of Jack N Irons, and to remain a memeber of the badn Voracious Eggplant.

Current lineup

Voracious Eggplant!:

We only have one band member right now. If you play an instrument, than you can ask for a position, even if it's not listed. You got a mean sax, or a harmonica? Hell I'll even consider an accordion player. Post on my talk page for details.

Vocalist: Rattle is preferable. Guitarist: Must be skinny. Drugs okay, provided you're not a jerk. Bassist: Must not be a whiny little twit. Drummer: Jack N Irons.

Other things to note

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 129 lbs. dead/180 while breathing

Sex: All the time. I'm a rockstar, after all.

Quote: Ragh ahn Rahr!!! (Rock and Roll)

Instrument: Drummer.

Personality: He's slightly more coherent when undead, frankly. Also, he's prone to biting while alive.

Templates

	Dual Nature
	This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.

	Music Is Life
	This user or group is a Musician.