User:Kapow!!!/Kraptcraxy
[Category:Groups]]
| KRAPTOCRACY! | |
| Abbreviation: | KRAPTOCRACY! |
| Group Numbers: | Who would want to join this? |
| Leadership: | Bangadude and Bangadouche. We kick ass. |
| Goals: | Teabag our name on everybody |
| Recruitment Policy: | Recruiting, must have teabagging skill |
| Contact: | contact the leader at MonkeyKrap@aol.com or add your name at the bottom |
Kraptocracy
Kraptocracy literally translated from greek means to rule by shit. In practice, a kraptocracy is a government with no balls or spine, honestly. The leaders are generally children who hate to recieve a taste of their own medicine and run away when times get tough. The rulers themselves do as they please and flaunt their small manhood of corruptness in all its various forms.
Given that gay bars are in shambles and Bangadesh is giving head in the streets, it's not safe to say that people could use a little bit of fart leaking out their ass. No need to join formally; simply begin circle jerking until Bangadesh arrives.
However there are those who seek the spread of fart, licking it out of what buttholes they can. These squares try to make themselves feel better in their boring lives by trying to be a pest in games, no need to say names *cough*Bangadesh*cough*. Said people are cock knockers and they must be destroyed. We retarded few who remain in this tarnished city must protect our right to spread fart and anything else that may dribble down our leg. Anyone against these rights are the people who helped the internet grow, allowing dickheads like myself to crawl from my mothers basement and feel a bit of worth because I think I am causing chaos in someone elses life. Therefore, these cock knockers will have their wiki pages messed with and childish comments spread over the game.
Goals
- Kill cock knockers ("There can be only one.")
- Tag every building in Malton.. er.. Lockettside because I can't gain a following to do my idiotic bidding
Cock suckers
We consider these groups to be cock suckers, and don't believe them when they say they do it only for the money.
Policies
Tagging
- The tag is simple, our name in caps. If you have a goofy slogan you want to tack on please contact us via email or discussion page for approval
News and Recent Actions
December 27 - Kraptocracy makes its foul return to Lockettside with the return of Bangadesh , the whole reason for the creation of Kraptocracy! Krappy New Year!
January 03 - It's a whole new year for good humor, at the expense of Bangadesh and it's obvious he will be actively involved (proof of that is on the pages discussion). So to all you unofficial Kraptocrats out there that love to keep an eye on the krappiest group in the game, have a fun and krappy good time! Bangadouche 04:38, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
