User:Leenahten

This is what the Hitchhikers guide to Malton has to say about Leenahten-

A Hitchhiker from Betelgeuse that happen to have gotten trapped by the quarantine. it would seem that it being not so likely that a flying saucer would come this way to often, Leenahten has bunkered down for the long haul. doing what he does best, hitchhiking... Leenahten is from the red giant Betelgeuse, which has supported two habitable planets that we know of. Betelgeuse 5, home of Homeduck, and Betelgeuse 7, home of Leenahten. Homeduck and Leenahten went to school together. Leenahten and his father are actually the last surviving members of their species, and the last speakers of their language, as his father escaped his world after the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster. However, Leenahten's father was never adequately able to explain what a hrung was, or why it would collapse on Betelgeuse 7, and so was always under suspicion by his new neighbors on Betelgeuse 5. Ford Prefect's father died from shame because Leenahten never learned how to say his name in the ancient tongue of Praxibetel, which died out in the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster (apart from Leenahten and his father). On Betelgeuse 5, Leenahten had a new nickname: Ix. This means "boy who is not satisfactorily able to explain what a Hrung is, nor why should it choose to collapse on Betelgeuse seven."

and also you would be happy to know that as a side job for money, he has taken up working for necro tech for a bit.

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	Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic

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	It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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	Life, Don't Talk To Me About Life
	Brain Rot Is My Best Friend

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	Don't Leave Home Without It
	I don't go anywhere without The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton

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	"I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel"

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