User:Lockjaw Lenny

Ey dere! This is Lockjaw Lenny- Wait, do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically...kinda a big deal. I run da Inebriated Fowl News, a news service dedicated to keeping all of Malton up to date! All my reporters, editors, and janitors have been eaten up though, so I need new fellow employees! And a good safe house, a radio transmitter, and to properly start this as a clan...lets get going people! Oh, and for those big events or really funny situations we find, it'll go on the tumblr! Lockjaw-Lenny.tumblr.com.