User:Malimar

Saint Timothy said "Praise Jeebus, short-order-chef of the Eternal Breakfast!" (yesterday)
Saint Timothy said "...and so it was that Jeebus spoke unto the bachelors:" (7 hours and 33 minutes ago)
Saint Timothy said "Know that though I am the short-order chef of the Eternal Breakfast, cold pizza for breakfast is still Good in mine eyes. Verily, even though it cometh from the cardboard box, and not from My spatula, its is like a sacrament unto your body." (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)
Saint Timothy said "To which St. Timothy added: Especially when it has extra cheese and pineapple. For which Jeebus added an Amen." (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)
Saint Timothy said "Praise Jeebus, pass the cold pizza!" (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)--Malimar 21:46, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Malimar has acquired NecroTech skillz and has been revivifying folks. Logarth, meanwhile, has taken to shouting "Brah!z Zambah G-zaz!" and then gesturing at the sky repeatedly. --Malimar 15:32, 21 October 2006 (BST)

A zombie gestured at itself. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured at you. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
A zombie gestured down at the ground. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
The zombie grabbed hold of you! (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
--Malimar 02:41, 9 September 2006 (BST)

Best song ever: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/lyrics/re-your-brains
"All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable, I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains"
--Malimar 05:14, 1 September 2006 (BST)

Malimar has joined the Congregation of St. Timothy's. --Malimar 06:02, 31 August 2006 (BST)

Malimar has decided to acquire the skills involved in actually being able to shoot these guns that he seems to have acquired. Also, he finally found a shotgun to go with his three shotgun shells. He has also determined that The Church of Saint Timothy is an EXCELLENT home base, as there are many zed-infested buildings nearby. --Malimar 08:26, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Logarth has acquired the Holy Body-Building. But filthy harmanz keep revivifying him with Syringes of Evil. He has made a note to invest in brain rot at the soonest opportunity. --Malimar 08:18, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Logarth has realized that, while in puny human form, he cannot do any damage. He has thus resolved to, while in glorious zombie form, acquire enough XPs to purchase the Holy Body-Building, then enter distasteful harmanz form just long enough to do so. Meanwhile, Malimar has holed up in Saint Timothy's church, which has a second church, zombie-infested, immediately to the south of it, so perhaps he can start acquiring XPs as he has been unable to do, as Dunstan General Hospital has no zeds anywhere near it. --Malimar 19:31, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Logarth has joined the Church of the Resurrection. However, the nefarious harmanz seem to persist in using the evil syringes upon him as he stands befuddled in the street. Twice, now, the vile harmanz "scientists" have done this. He took the (admittedly distasteful) opportunity to acquire a suit of Holy Armor of God. He will now attempt to acquire the Holy Body-Building, and preach the word of Zombie Jesus far and wide using this unwieldy 'tongue' apparatus that seems to have been restored to him, speaking the foul language of the harmanz. He longs for the day when he can return to the sweet, numbing embrace of the Gift of Zombie Jesus. --Malimar 01:53, 14 August 2006 (BST)