User:Mallrat/MichaeI Jackson

Back from the Dead

	I AM NOT A NUMBER
	I AM A FREE MAN

MichaeI [1] was created on 26th June 2009 as a tribute to the King of Pop, who had just died. Tastefulness was not a consideration.

Several other MJs (with variant spellings) were created on the same day by other people, forming an impromptu group of death cultists known as The Jackson Five. The group played several concerts in and around Ackland Mall before touring southwards. MichaeI focused his efforts on improving the fashion sense of the inhabitants of Brooksville with great success.

After a hiatus, MJ is back in action with Rotters' Relief = PKers' Relief, an irregular group which seeks to prevent RR members delivering rot revives to known PKers, griefers and zergers. After the successful mission to close Greatorex NT in Houldenbank to RR, MJ is now active in Wyke Hills, preventing rot revives in the local NTs: for example, by ensuring NTs are properly barricaded. When RR clean up their act by scanning before reviving and not reviving PKers, griefers and zergers, RR=PKR will disband.

	Nazi Hunter
	MichaeI sought to educate stupid Nazis, with terminal force if necessary.

	Escape
	On June 1, we're going to break out of Malton. What will they do, shoot us?

	Escape Fail
	I participated in Escape and all I got was this lousy template.