User:Officer Mead Sheaffer/The Marvelous History

•Home •Exploits after Quaratine •Biography, Journal & Notes •Work Archive •Facts & Trivia •Contact Info •For Public Use. •Literary Works The Hermit Days. The Malton Strike Corps final stand The Glorious Leader of MSC! He was supposed to crap on the OTHER guy, dammit. THE OTHER GUY! Upon stumbling on the MSC, he quickly joined. The MSC were dirty folks, mostly, and wooh! Did they EVER stink! Regardless he himself was smelly and owned a two foot beard. After all, he'd lived in a Junkyard for two years. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. Well, we tried. After a party that shared tales of exploits and newsreels of C4NT, the Militant Order of Barhah strolled into town. Barricading up in Garlick Square Fire Station and Buckley Mall, the MSC prepared for their final stand. The Initial Defense was glorious. Nome Pegues even defecated on this one guy, though he was on our side. We're pretty sure Nome was drunk. Anyways, the dude accidentally smashed ALL the barricades and opened the door trying to get it off himself, namely his eyes. Everyone but him died in the Mall, sept him and Nome, cause Nome hopped with Free running into Garlick Square, and he had poop all over himself. Who wants to eat poop? The Mall instantly fell, leaving the MSC and Mead in the Fire Station. For five days they held out with a less-than-pitiful hope that the MOB would go away. Ahh, well, didn't work. They killed everyone that didn't flee, except for Nome, probably for fear of his all-mighty feces, or the fact he sat in the TV and deceived them.