User:Perry Saturn
Perry Saturn, a God here on Earth
Born October 25th 1966, Perry Saturn is one of the aliases Perry Satullo wrestles under. He is also known as The Gargoyle, The Iron Horseman and just simply Saturn.
After being released by Total Non-stop Action wrestling Perry began touring the entire planet in search of wrestlers worthy of challenging him for his self-made title "Greatest Wrestler In The Entire World". On his travels Per' had found nobody who would dare oppose him.
Disheartend Perry began to think it was time to hang up his tights until he heard news of a strange and powerful creature causing havoc in the town of Malton. Without any thought for his own safety he grabbed his tights, pulled on his faux championship belt, greased himself up and headed to Malton in search of zombies to wrestle.
Perry Saturn is also the headhoncho of the P.S.A.C. Perry Saturn Appreciation Club.
Images of A GREAT Man
| Perry Saturn Appreciation Club | |
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| Abbreviation: | P.S.A.C |
| Group Numbers: | Perry Saturn |
| Leadership: | Perry Saturn |
| Goals: | Wrestle whatever the hell it can |
| Recruitment Policy: | If you love me... join me |
| Contact: | However possible baby |
Such a handsome man, with surely the world's greatest beard combined with the mightiest of bald heads. And look, see how he and Moppy make a fantastic couple matching some of the World's finest couples - Enrique Inglesias and Anna Kournikova, Prince Charles and Princess Dianna, John Lennon and Paul McCartney, Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice.....
"I am Perry Saturn, hear me roar!"
"For quite some time now I have been dead, no, not my career, physically - much like The Rabid Wolverine (Benoit) and Latino Heat (Guerrero), and non of you pityful losers inhabiting Malton have had the balls to revivify me. However some punk ass mofo has kidnapped my beloved moppy. She's about 4'7 with long white hair and very slender, if you see her could you please return her to me. I love you Moppy!"
