User:Prepuce
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Hello and good evening. I have just launched this alt's PKing career and would like to thank my first two victims, scott hornbuckle, and Maham.
Scott, I killed you for reaching level 17 and not finding the imagination, or gumption to create even a pretense of a description. You have invested hours gaining experience and skills but have aquired no personality in the process. Not even a trenchcoat. BORING!
Mayham, I'm sorry for the inconvenience. You see, I was making my getaway from Mr. Hornbuckle's murder and well, what with the adreneline and the bloodlust both clouding my mind and well, I just got carried away. I apologize.
