User:RJ Kennedy/Professor Peggtits

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Professor Earl James Peggtits

Professor Earl James Peggtits, the famous inventor of "Huevo Splash" as promoted by Pablo Francisco. Huevo Splash is a 24 hour protection aftershave for your genital region after you shave them, it goes on dry to keep your huevo's dry.


Huevo Splash

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created by Professor Peggtits

Professor Peggtits 'Huevo Splash' use against the undead

Many times Malton's citizens have found themselves sweating in there genital area, and sweaty bollocks only lead to one result! Attraction of local Zeds and uncomfortable feeling! But thanks to Professor Peggtits and Pablo Francisco (both eager Huevo Shavers) Peggtits has gone in to Malton as of 11/2/2008 to distribute Huevo Splash to Malton's Survivors for FREE!

How do I aquire it?

You can normally find the Professor hanging out at the Henley Building[NT] busy collecting DNA samples and experimenting with Huevo Splash and Zeds.


Link to the Huevo Splash Page! [[1]]

The Henley Building Page *Still Safe!* [[2]]

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