User:Scott boone

Buncy Sez

Since Boone is a lazy bastard and hasn't made himself a profile yet, I'll do it.

Name: Super-Smexi Booney Baby. Or something like that.
Race: Bohemian Rhapsody
Affliation: The Garniss (f'in) Border Patrol!
Sex: Not too often. *OOH!*
Favourites: Plowing down zombies, cuddling his axe, scolding his axe for cutting him while cuddling, apologizing to his axe for scolding it because it cut him while cuddling
Favourite Saying: Scott Boone wants you to join the GBP!
Less Known Favourite Saying: Is it just me, or is that zombie totally sexy? *Everyone turns and gapes* ....What?
In Conclusion: Stay teh hell away from Boone, he's a nutso Nutjob.

*poof*'s Take

Ever fornicated with a sharp instrument of almost orgasmic power? Boone has. This guy is the biggest nut-jorb I have had my honour to serve with. He calls her Dorothy now. His axe, that is. After they couldn't make it work, they settled for being best friends. They get along real well together, too. She slices, and he gives her things to slice.

Its what some science guy would call a symbiotic relationship... I think. See you in the Garniss, Boone!