| Some general information 'bout Shirley
Shirley was born and raised in Alligator, Mississippi. This is where she met Chester, her Junior High Scrool sweet heart. Chester was tall, dark and strong as an ox. The two of them were in love and soon she dropped out of 10th grade to move in with Chester. One month later they had their first child. But love did not last long for the pair of them, Chester left her for the new bag girl at the local Piggly Wiggly to raise their three chirrens alone. Thankfully she had the friendship of Watutsi Jenkins and the love of the Lawd through her church, Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-Day Saints AME Hallelujah Jesus, to fall back on. Now, some 20 years later, she's the mother of 19 chirrens. Their names are; Cheeto Limbo, Cracker Jack Orangejello, K-Martina Salmonella, Velveeta Genitalia, Catfish Leroy, Coco Puffs Pluto, Penelope Jack Daniels, Buford, Lemonjello, Aloe Vera Maybelline, Gingivitis Brillcreme, DeMoctorious Delorian, Nova Scotia Bubblicious, Taikwondo, Lincoln Tinactin, Temptation Fallopia, ElDorado Desamiquianica, Chromosoma Obstetria and Shi'thead.
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