User:SuicidalSnowman/Shaku Tarsonis

Short Bio: Not much is known about Maxwell "Shaku" Tarsonis. A member of the Craske Building International Playboys, and for a short period, the Mercenary group The Dresden Death Dealers, he dedicates his life to drinking, gambling, the cleaning and usage of a pantheon of weapons, bawdy conversations with his good friend Gomorrah, and flirting with Axes High leader, Claude Garrison, in which he has yet to succeed. He is currently hosting the radio show HMz 27.55 The Playboy.

Likes: Beer, Vodka, G!N, Rum, Cocktails (Molotov included), women, weapons, long nights, hard parties, poetry, loud music, dancing

Hates: Cheap booze, STDs, PKers, GANGBANGZ, Jackie Chan, hangovers