User:THE BEARD HUNTER
| Malton City Hunters' Club | |
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| Abbreviation: | MCHC |
| Group Numbers: | Several |
| Leadership: | THE BEARD HUNTER |
| Goals: | Hunt beardos until they're listed as an endangered species |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open to the non-beardy (see below) |
| Contact: | Talk page |
This is just a rough draft. This page is still being reworked. Just need to polishing this sucker up before going legit. Which will be....never
Welcome to the Malton City Hunters’ Club
The Malton City Hunters’ Club is a club in which players gather and organizes beard hunts & beard raids, compete with other beard hunters for status, and bring the beardo population down to the acceptable levels (few to none), making Urban Dead an enjoyable, beardless, game.
We are not ZKer's, PKer’s, zergers, or beardy bounty hunters.
We’re just beard hunters.
And this is different how?
We hunt beardos. Duh!
So, um, whats a beardo?
A tremendously fat, unwashed, man/woman-child with an ever-flowing beard. They tend to lend tremendously tragic lives and crave only the companionship of other beardos. For those that are not one with the beard will be mocked with internet memes and Monty Python quotes. Consider yourselves luckly. Since they have such sad little lives, they feel the need to flock to the internet, take over forums and online games and force people to bend to their will.
Their life is miserable mess, therefore, their going to make your life a miserable mess.
Online.
Not in real life or anything.
Just only on the internet.
That's just sad. And lame.
Really.
But I'm not a Beardo and you shaven me anyways!
If you think that we have made a mistake, please enlighten our "hearts & our minds" and post your reasoning as to why you don't think your a beardo on our discussion page.
I can't be a Beardo 'cause I'm a GIRL!
$H0w Uz R B00bS!1!!1 Picz Plz!!1!
Your kidding, right? This the internet, a place anyone can claim to be ANYTHING and ANYONE! If you don't belive me then I suggest googling "vampire" and see the huge amount of peoples' web pages claiming to be a festering meatbag that hungers for blood.
However, if your really a what you say you are, then you gonna have to proof it by...
Sending us a non-photoshopped pic your tits, plz! thx!
How to identify a beardo in game
Just commenting in-game or even "role-playing", while slightly beardy, does not make one worthy of a shave. It’s the people who take it to a rabid extreme, and especially those who take it to an extreme and use it to make up for their real life helplessness by pushing others around in a text base game. Those are the ones that need are in desperate need of a shave.
Example: "NT Mercenary Smith said "Thelonius Schriver was executed for looting of NecroTech property. All non-NecroTech employees, leave the area or face lethal force under NT corporate policy 39. You have been warned."
More examples
Beardo Characters:
Beardo Groups:
What if I see a beardo? Can I report it?
You bet! Everyone is encouraged to report beardo sightings. Beardo Sightings are to be reported on the discussion page. But you really should just kill them yourself though.
Be aware that beardo groups will be monitoring this wiki page and you will be most likely be put on a PK/Bounty Hunting List.
However, that’s what makes this hunt even more interesting, and you will gain even more points if you're tagged by a beardy bounty hunter. Therefore, the more infamous you get, the more points you’ll earn. All the more reason to join in on the hunt. To read further on subject of points go down the page to points system.
Who can play
General Beard Haters-You know who you are.
Who can't
Zombies-Sorry but you need a steady hand and the ability to speak perfectly to shave and collect beards.
Beardos-We're the ones hunting you, you schmucks.
How The Beard Hunt works
Quick Example:While stocking up on ammo at a police station I observe a beardo named Rotticus, using his AP points to sing poetry. This is beardy. If your using all of your AP on hitting the speak button and talk useless gibberish, that's beardy. So I tell him that his creepy scraggly beard needs to be shaven and then perceed to knock him the fuck out. Afterwards, I shaved his beard and told him to stop being such freak or that I'll come back to shave it again. That's it!
I found a beardo but he's a zombie! Can I still shave it?
Whether you shave the beard in their human or zombie form does not matter. A beards a beard.
How many times can you shave the same beardo?
Has many times has you want. Until it stops being beardy that is.
Is there any gay little scripted thing that I need to say?
Yeah, well, sort of. Before you attack, tell the beardo that your going shave it's beard off. Say something witty like "swampgas42, your beard is long & furry and only with the power of my mighty bic razor can I bring freedom to your imprisoned triple chins!"
Now here's where the scripted part comes in. And you have to do this BEFORE you dump the beardo's body outside. After you knock out the beardo your to type in:
*Shaves (beardo's name)'s beard off*
That's it. And you can say whatever you want afterwards like "Your awesome neck beard is an exotic beast of a tragic past. It shall make a fine trophy to hang on the wall of my Den." or "Your beard is thing of putrid beauty. Start shaving or you'll start feeling the burn from my razor sooner then you think." Or whatever. You get the idea.
Are there badges or something that I can put in my profile?
No. No, badges please. However if you want, you can have hunting license pin to the back of you character. That would be good. Also, having your character dress in a hunting/barber themed outfit would be really awesome too.
The Points System
So, whats up with these points?
The points are to make the hunt enjoyable and to mock beardy bounty/PK lists. Every two months, points from each player that's taking part in the Beard hunt will have their points totaled. Three separated awards will be handed out to players with the most:
-Infamous points-The player with highest score will be given The Serial Scalper Award
-Beard points- The player with highest score will be given The Beardo Shaver Award
-Shaven Beardos-The player who has shaved the most beardos will be given The Blazing Shaver Award
And at the end of the year, the player with the highest combine score of Beard & Infamous points will be awarded The King Shears Award
Beard Points
This establishes just how beardy your beardo’s beard was. The beardier the beard, the more points that beard alone is worth.
1,000,000 points awarded automatically for one shaven beard.
10,000,000 points awarded for before and after screenshots of the shaving of a beardo.
100,000,000 points if you provide a screenshot of the beardo saying something beardy, singing, ranting, cybering (ugh!), or whatever before you shave their beard.
Beardy profile points
Head barber, THE BEARD HUNTER, will look over your beardo's profile and depending just how beardy it is he'll awarded an amount that can be anywhere’s from 100 to 1,000 points.
Double Beardy Beardo Bonus
- If the profile has a link to an image of beardo’s chacater times your beardy profile points by two. (x2)
- If the profile has a blog or a website (execpt wiki) dedicated to beardo's character times your beardy profile points by four. (x4)
Beardo Murder Bonus
- If a beardo that you’ve shaven hunts you down and personally kills you, points for that beardo's beard get times by two (x2) plus 500 infamous points .
- If the beardo also says something beardy while killing you, times those points by four (x4) plus another 500 infamous points.
- If the Beardo trys to kill you, but does not succeed, times your beard points by six (x6) and collect 1,000 infamous points.
Remember: You need to post proof (screen shot) of the murderous act or no bonus.
All beards will be finally examine personally by THE BEARD HUNTER himself for beard authentication.
Infamous points
The more you’re hated by the beardos, the bigger the points you’ll get!
1,500 points awarded for sites that have you posted as a pker after shaving a beardo (post link as proof)
2,000 points awarded for sites that have your name up on a bounty hunter’s list (post link has proof). Added bonus (x2)! If bounty hunter has posted a money award for your kill!
2,500 points awarded when a Beardo bounty Hunter hunts you down and kills you.
Beard smack talk: If the beardo bounty hunter talks some beardy smack (besides the usual scripted “You are on the such and such PK list blah blah blah”) add 5,000 points for each line of spoken beardedness.
Beardy Complaint: 10,000 points awarded if a beardo that you’ve shaven writes a long (More then two lines long) beardy rant/sob story on wiki or website about the traumatic shaving experience. (Again post link as proof)
CHEATING
(A.K.A. Things that will get you toss out of the hunt)
1. Anything that breaks the rules of the Urban Dead game. See here (http://www.urbandead.com/faq.html#mult). Zerging, hacking, and basically anything that exploit the game in any way is not part of this game and you're a dick if you do something like that.
2. Anything that actively interferes with other forums or web sites. Flooding their forums, being abusive, libel/slander or anything like that is clearly BAD and BEARDY, so DON'T DO IT.
3. Posting anything fake is cheating and, if you ‘re caught, you will be mocked and you will not get points.
4. Getting all beardy over hunting beardo’s.
Breaking rules will result in forfeiting all points, obviously, as well as being mocked and maybe worse.
