User:Undeadinator/Undeadinator v. Petulant Child
As most of you probably know, I am one of the most put-upon people on the Wiki. Despite my titanic, penis-enhancing record of earth-shattering contributions (such as the Sacred Donkey-Arseholes policy , ONE OF THE MOST UNIVERSALLY ADOPTED POLICIES EVER IN FUCKING HISTORY), the mods, arbitrators, and in general entire populace of the Wiki has engaged in a protracted smear campaign against me. I postulate extreme jealousy, but it could just Manson-beard envy. Whatever the reason for their childish actions, the assaults upon my character have finally gone too far. Your uncalled for denigration of my accomplishments I can bear, but their outright theft even I must protest!
In my arbitration case against Mpaturet, I intend to show that he--against the grain of all human decency--stole, blatantly stole my Spam vote trademark. In addition to this, he perpetrated a number of other heinous, personal offenses against me. Note the evidence below.
- 1. Mpaturet shamelessly thieves my beloved WTF CENTAURS vote. Then, just to add insult to injury, challenges me to bring it to the Arbitrations page. Challenge accepted, stupidhead!
- 2. Furthermore, Mpaturet proudly claims to have stolen said gimmick on his User page. His hugely inappropriate commentary on my dear, sweet, sexy--er, sweet mother is entirely uncalled for. It can be seen here.
- 3. Mpaturet crossed a sacred and unforgivable line, however, when he posted PERSONAL PHOTOS OF ME without my express permission. Not only does this violate Wiki rules, it violates my right to privacy in a nauseating fashion. Pictures in question are below.
- Oh, how I still long for the sweet caress of...I mean, COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! This alone should necessitate Mpaturet's immediate banning. That slack-jawed, slope-browed idiot has gone too far.
- 4. Mpaturet hacked into my account and made me do things. Twisted...vile, things. I don't have any proof, but wtf wallhacks.
I am requesting...nay, DEMANDING that the moderation staff immediately ban Mpaturet, now and for all time. His raucous behavior on this Wiki has ruined it, making it a hostile environment for both his fellow Users and me. His irresponsible posting of my personal photos only serves to highlight a Wikipedia career of infamy and evil. Furthermore, lol thetans guys am i rite?
To facillitate the process of finding an acceptable arbitrator in this case, I have listed below everybody I am willing to accept, as well as an (incomplete) list of those I will not accept.
| Arbitrators UD will accept | Arbitrators UD won't accept |
--Undeadinator 04:12, 4 May 2006 (BST)
(Note: You will not warn nor ban me. We both know this.)
